Please keep these in mind next prison term .

1.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you think your bag can defy the laws of nature:

2.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you demand the impossible:

3.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you somehow can’t see just how out of everything the store truly is:

4.Or when you think they can pinpoint the exact moment they ran out of chicken tikka masala:

5.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you think they aren’t a pro at this whole bagging thing:

6.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you remember your bags at the VERY last second:

7.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you pretend that the back of a salad dressing bottle is absolutely captivating you instead of helping to bag:

8.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you don’t remove that card:

9.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you try to forcibly enter the bathroom:

10.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you put your trash all over the store…

11.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you sneak up on them like some sort of grocery store ghoul:

12.Like, come on:

13.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you ignore the obvious signs that yes, the register is open:

14.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you stand a little too close:

15.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you can’t even begin to describe the extremely specific thing you’re looking for:

16.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you give yourself a little in-store taste test:

17.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you completely ignore their patented small talk:

18.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you throw currency at them:

19.Trader Joe’s employees hate when make them dig to the center of the Earth for a bag:

20.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you lose it over a tiny bag:

21.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you make that dumb, dumb joke:

22.Or this one:

23.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you miss what’s right in front of you:

24.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you leave your cart in your parking spot like a barbarian:

25.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you hand them your wet, slimy bags to put food in:

26.Trader Joe’s employees hate when you can’t follow card directions:

27.And Trader Joe’s employees hate when you don’t take the time to read:

28.ON THE OTHER HAND…

29.Trader Joe’s employees love when you don’t give them your whole life story when answering a question:

30.Trader Joe’s employees love when you lend a helping hand bagging your groceries:

31.Trader Joe’s employees love when you know how gift cards work:

32.And Trader Joe’s employees love when you recognize how annoying some customers can be:

Person holds a tiny handbag with the initial "J". The text above reads: "Do you need a bag? No, it should all fit in here."

A grocery cart filled with many milk jugs in a store aisle. Text at the top reads, "can you make sure the bags aren't too heavy?"

Employee showing empty shelves

Shrek "Good question" meme about someone asking why are you out of things

A dark image of an animated character with eyebrows, large eyes, and a hand, with the text, "Can you put all the cold items in the cold bag?" at the top

Meme about a customer saying they have a bag after things are bagged

"Yikes monkey" meme with caption "Customers trying to look busy around the registers so they don't feel pressured to help bag"

meme about an elderly customer not knowing how the card machine works

Meme about a customer begging to be let into the bathroom

Meme about a customer finding an empty spot on the shelf and asking "Is this a place to put unwanted items and garbage?"

picture of squidward staring wide-eyed

Close-up of a cartoonish elderly woman with large glasses and pursed lips, captioned "POV: you're stocking and a customer stands behind you not using their words."

Long line of people waiting to ask if the register is open

Meme about being anxious when customers stand close

Meme of young Obi-Wan Kenobi looking confused

Raw meat with bite marks

Meme of someone barging in without saying hello

Meme of person saying put the change in my hand

A grocery cart filled with various food items in the store. Text above reads, "Do you have a bag?" and "Yes, it's at the bottom."

6 images of distressed stick figures with text: "POV: You just told the customers the mini tote bags are not coming back for this year."

Meme of a person laughing at a bad joke about item being free because it didn't scan

Top text: "Cashier: 'Do you want your milk in a bag?' Me: 'No. Keep it in the jug.'" Bottom image: Character Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. looking blankly ahead

Meme of a customer getting told the product is in front of them and the person holding a gun behind them

Meme calling out customers for not returning carts

Meme of a customer getting on their phone as they hand their reusable bags over

Meme of a customer not sure how a credit card machine works

Meme about no matter how big you make a sign, customers won't read it

Meme about being happy that a customer answered a question directly

Meme of a person giving a salute to customer's child who expertly starts bagging without being prompted

Meme about how customers that scratch off the code are the best

A social media post about how there's no better feeling than when you've just dealt with a terrible customer and the next one is like, "WTF was their problem?"