" I want to publicly rationalize to my blackguard for yelling at him at 2AM for barking and waking the neighbors . It front like they were being burglarized and that is why he was on the fence line panicking . " — @marciac95 _
Usually when we laugh at our pets, it’s because of all the chaos they bring to our lives. But these 20 tweets suggest it’s their humans who may actually be the chaos:
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“ cats take after their owner”my cat : pic.twitter.com / ZoHwzVhmDl
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I used glue traps one prison term before I knew how cruel they are . Came home to come up a mouse still alive stuck in the mucilage and my cat ’s paw stuck in the same trap . Cat was draw around on three leg hissing at the shiner and trying to excite off the trap . We were all traumatized .
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Yall I put my wienerwurst in a Lyft because I could n’t cull him up right now . I experience so defective . He pissed off 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/U6QacIR3TP
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I require to publicly apologize to my dog for yelling at him at 2AM for barking and wake the neighbors . It looks like they were being burglarized and that is why he was on the fencing blood line panicking . His barking alarm them and they called the law , nothing was taken.pic.twitter.com/5nl53QmjWB
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It ’s 5 am at the La Quinta Inn in Denver , where my dog bark like a psycho all Nox after our flight home was cancel . He ’s having hotel egg for breakfast because his intellectual nourishment is in a checked handbag along with all my clothes 👍 🏻 👍 🏻 👍 🏻pic.twitter.com / TolGeuRxOL
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Dog instruct puppy how to posture for treat .. 🐕 🐾 🍪 😅 pic.twitter.com/0kZnnkgLcr
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The Clearwater Threshers anele a Modern bat weenie , Lily , tonight . It did n’t exactly go as planned … It ’s Single - A for the Bat Dogs , too!pic.twitter.com/4gJb3Hk1K4
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HELP MY CAT TURNED INTO ALL HOPE IS go COREYpic.twitter.com/8GEGJhCMSP
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you ’d think the thing in my house with the most cat whisker on it would be my true cat
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my computed tomography at the foot of my layer in the midsection of the nightpic.twitter.com/cwCXahE3bC
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My cat is engaged in some variety of Poltergeist trance in my cellar : He ’s been ride in the utility sink for minute , staring up at the wall / ceiling … even though there is nothing there . As far as I know my house was not work up on an ancient burial ground … should I be upset ? 👻 pic.twitter.com/CeyrqKdxLM
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The lineman they sent is wearing waist - high pants.pic.twitter.com/TtVxVmndcN
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Yeah . My cat once grave me because I sneezed loudly and he was n’t glad about it .
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my cat let me pretend to squish her sometimes * and i make a small cartoon splat noise with my mouth*not with any pressure , i learned to pet my domestic dog without bending after a back surgery a few yrs ago.pic.twitter.com/kPpEQeI3kz
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I am work on legislation preventing cats from vote . I see no reason why this wo n’t pass easily , but I am disposed to shut out down the governing if it does n’t . What kind of land permit guy vote ?
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he is warmpic.twitter.com/ZcWBe7SFqv
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This felt very personal 🤣 🐰 pic.twitter.com/TpmyGNeKwo
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