suffer to cover with the TSA is going to deflower your week , period .
Another week, another opportunity to jot down in your gratitude journal how thankful you are that none of these things happened to you. Here’s a hilarious list of the best fails from last week:
1.How dare they, honestly?
went for a walk , Very pleasant evening . the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me . that stung a little . I will remember their faces
2.This is how you know you’re an adult.
i no longer dislike mondays , i ’m mature now , i dislike the whole week
3.Turning it off and on again didn’t work.
i love it when i stomp the IT guy . aha you think this would be a quick slate . just remote in , click one button , and make me look like a mark . but alas , i have have it away things up more than you could ’ve imagined
4.This is the toilet’s bedroom, after all.
my roommate CANNOT be serious right nowpic.twitter.com/jA8R1GUIJi
5.Isn’t the tailored résumé enough?
cover version letters are so embarrassing . why am i write a dearest varsity letter to this e-mail job
6.Come back with flowers next time.
Yalllllll why tf the Police just get behind me & my next left was the cemetery I deform in that burying ground & he turn in too 🤦 🏽 ♂ ️I went to somebody name Martha grave & separate tf down crying I ’m sooooooo sorryMartha 😭 😭 🙏 🏽 GOD FOR GIVE MEEEE
7.Honestly, this is a hobby I can get behind.
Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panic and enjoin " lasagna "
8.Once things settle down a little bit, though, it’ll get better.
sorry i ’m peevish . i have n’t slept well for the last 27 years
9.Nothing worse than finding out you live with a thief.
My husband found my concealing spot for my treat and consume some of my Reese ’s peanut butter cups , and this is how my villain bloodline story begins .
10.The only solution is to repeat it, but louder.
joke in other cat ’s portion at the merging got a bigger laugh than minepic.twitter.com/uF1DF5E7Yh
11.Unfortunately, they’ll never forget this.
You suppose you have problem ? I just did a poor parking task in front of my three year old
12.Making friends as an adult is impossible.
there are 8 billion people in the existence and i only have 3 friends and one is galling .
13.Sorry guys! Just need a quick potty break.
I might wait like I ’m fine , but deep down I have to pee again
14.The actual definition of avoidance behavior.
one sentence my ex told me he had " never been " to the green goods section of the market store before
15.It’s called self care.
“ listen to your body ” well my body want to smoke 5 roast & molder in bed all day
16.We’re all here and accounted for.
You know the job marketplace is unfit when everybody got their photographic camera turned on during the meeting .
17.And finally, okay, but last time you said I could leave my shoes on!
Me : what a nice weekend . I ’m in such a good mood . clip to fly homeTSA agent : well if it is n’t the dumb and ugliest gripe in the earth
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