The last workweek has been a great one online .
The internethas been on fireever since Joe Biden announced he was dropping out of the race, Kamala Harris stepped in, and that whole JD Vance having sex with couches rumor started.
Here are my favorite posts from the past few days:
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Kamala Harris has announced that , if elected , she will ensure that plastic bar containers will no longer wake up your entire family when you attempt to get a slice of cake in the middle of the night.pic.twitter.com/0BN2RZugdz
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This literally look like me at 14 years quondam trying to take a selfie with One management on tvhttps://t.co/2QfdnPTJg8
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Kamala we have find your VPpic.twitter.com/rmM9vDiiuc
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quit your Book of Job on a Sunday is crazy lmao
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prepping for the rest of the summerpic.twitter.com/nRlUc6Nd3Z
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There has n’t been 24 hours of peace in this res publica since 2019 . Jesus take the wheel .
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Cop Vs . Felon : Put this on every hoarding in the Midwest.pic.twitter.com/kdGSaeS9tP
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Kamala Harris has announced , that if elected , she will ostracise the manipulation of stray b doorway in hotel rooms for bathrooms . " People want doors they can shut during their most individual time . “pic.twitter.com / LvWhNAwRYm
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If I send you this , just know I ’m giving up on you.pic.twitter.com/yAJ1w2niLG
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POV you ’re short on the VP shortlistpic.twitter.com/rVpdnhTnB6
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I ’m all for Kamala Harris being a Madam President but Doug should still be shout Doug . " Please welcome The President of the United States and Doug " it ’ll be awesome
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He ’s ruined ! ! 🤣 pic.twitter.com/kq6myCqA7F
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Kamala Harris outgrossed Twisters in her opening weekend.https://t.co/V5GlJCo6ULpic.twitter.com/JsajjbCTkJ
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indian news channels at it again 😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/eqrh5n2Pkp
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Median voterpic.twitter.com/6m9bAZjChU
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Biden has been dumped from the villapic.twitter.com/O157nwubgX
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Biden 📝 pic.twitter.com / XpwjiY0CLr
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No one works harder than DC bar promoters.pic.twitter.com/V3b0k6Fw8a
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What a month this week has been
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I hear Harris will most in all likelihood be calculate for a midwestern ashen man for VPpic.twitter.com/soyMTtHVUu
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Maya Rudolph coif that tomentum and fall away that pantsuit on baby . You ’re up .
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Kamala Harris choosing a VPpic.twitter.com/9QFbhF3rOx
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kamala falling from the coconut tree and into the ellipse officepic.twitter.com/yLCbORoOjK
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Joe Biden has just left One Directionhttps://t.co/XbwwhYzsIB
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americans encountering a candidate under 70pic.twitter.com/BIWMtgY8f7
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Lorne Michaels exhibit up at Maya Rudolph ’s house : pic.twitter.com / C3U2wdAy6Z
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😂 pic.twitter.com/UzyuK15qV1
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Madam Vice President , we are quick to help.pic.twitter.com/y8baSx44FL
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Kamala Harris on Hot Ones has the voltage to be on the level of Bill Clinton act saxophone on Arsenio .
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Kamala can win with this ticketpic.twitter.com/fNB8myiXug
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the childless cat lady rhetoric is deep alienating . some of us are childless dog ladies .
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They had to use AI to make an paradigm of Donald Trump praying.https://t.co/zOt7NCkEgO
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Biden being like “ I just do n’t wanna go in to turn anymore ” at 2:00 on a Sunday is peak relatability
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personally I suppose his safari is go greatpic.twitter.com/KpCoAffMgD
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“ older and quite weird ” is an objectively fishy and extremely good political messagepic.twitter.com/0MDjtqsIGe
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it ’s gon na be some serious refinement wars when facebook finds out about this next week
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Joe Bidenpic.twitter.com/HwVS52PZsX
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And lastly, because these are my favorite, here’s my favorite JD Vance couch memes:
- admonisher : Hedidn’t actuallyscrew a couch .
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J.D. Vance when she wants to get on top : pic.twitter.com / BqriKkJHJ1
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If you think what Kellyanne did was disrespectful , imagine what J.D. Vance would do.pic.twitter.com/UEGAhZEnsI
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Someone tweeted a random joke and it forced JD Vance to spend his entire first workweek as VP pick explain that he did n’t actually have sex with a lounge . The internet remains undefeated .
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its so cool that he can never be photograph with a sofa for the eternal rest of his life nowhttps://t.co/yw9aGNZL1N
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growing wary of the furniturephobic spoken language these JD Vance memes are couched in
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I do n’t know if I ’ve seen an unfunny JD Vance sofa gag on here yet . It ’s just firecracker after banger after cracker , much like JD Vance after closing time at Ashley Furniture .
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vance ’s icognito tabpic.twitter.com/1naQd8GreU
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Thinkin ’ about wearing this to a Trump rallypic.twitter.com/lZiQVJJcHq
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JD Vance seeming like the kind of guy who would lie with a couch has done more injury to Trump ’s campaign than 34 felony strong belief
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JD Vance ’s married woman remembering all of the times he say he was gon na sleep on the lounge tonight because his back was sore.pic.twitter.com/xpv1eBpP1s
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was it the lounge ? it was the couch was nt itpic.twitter.com/vwvUiiJwks
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The Resisters have never cooked this much beforehttps://t.co/Sjd8kRAXpz
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JD Vance has got ta be couch king tired of these sofa joke by now
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My formal response to Kevin Sorbo belowpic.twitter.com/3H4Up4AqZs
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Omfg . I just saw someone call JD Vance a “ sectional predator ” and now I ca n’t stop express mirth . 😂 😂 😂
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If your VP picking has to campaign around denying that he make love a couch , you officially cull the worst VP.EVER .
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He may have lost womanhood , but he ’s gain ground serviceman who fuck couches . So there ’s that .
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is it possible JD thinks IVF stands for in vitro furniture
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JD Vance walking through IKEApic.twitter.com/7QsDhoRHqq
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jd vance watching trump look up why he ’s trendingpic.twitter.com/fTvu5Oa4MG
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JD Vance trouble his wife on purpose so he has to sleep on the sofa
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we can not let JD Vance near the ellipse officepic.twitter.com/aKEAnaoLBB
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JD Vance pose in that little corner seat just watch those two couches go at ithttps://t.co/q0xfCQRpRU
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It ’s easy to blame JD Vance for being a sofasexual , but I charge IKEA too . When they depart naming their piece of furniture , they should have seen that something like this could encounter .
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he was a boyshe was a FRÖSLÖVcan I make it any more obviouspic.twitter.com/hWFUzMsPx1
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JD Vance pause the video herepic.twitter.com/zQOk0ffg5 G
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when you let jd vance housesitpic.twitter.com/VswzF48oWT
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DO NOT show this couch to JD Vancepic.twitter.com/fhlyYTOArY
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“ I want to really feel you tho ” - jd vancepic.twitter.com/NBT4nl48fR
75.And lastly…
this tweet is incomprehensible to someone from januaryhttps://t.co/3Vw87vWwIl
