Now I really need to recognise if Minions are culturally French or not .
The Paris Olympics kicked off with the Opening Ceremony featuring a beheaded Marie Antoinette, French Minions,Lady Gaga, and lots and lots of rain.
There were also lots of jokes, and here are some of my favorites:
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In Paris , the first supporter are already in place.#openingceremony#ceremoniedouverturepic.twitter.com / So26nMnPUq
2.
If you have less than 5 representatives in the#Olympics#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / YCiH6qsFWc
3.
lady gaga at the#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / KDIYVq8snU
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me after await four hours to see celine dion sing for 2 minutespic.twitter.com/4Ba5jVxZD7
5.
Just turn on the Olympic hatchway ceremony and it ’s like I ’ve go in some kind of fucking hellish fever dream . What the shit is happening?#Paris2024#OpeningCeremony#Olympic2024pic.twitter.com / PPJ9ZRTdur
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In US civilisation , this translates to an obnoxious couple is having twins.#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / GdVaKZL1JD
7.
things I did not expect to Google today#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / HUuKp4XyRv
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Some people will lead Paris with gold , some will get out with atomic number 47 , some will leave with bronze , and some with hypothermia#Olympics#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / nc22cRu28U
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They all look like they are on a Niagara Falls tourist excursion.#OpeningCeremony
10.
The creative director of the Paris Opening Ceremoniespic.twitter.com/YnGWIYUyvy
11.
Y’all the Olympics just took off Marie Antoinette ’s foreland while playing French metallic element music ? This is the craziest shit I ’ve ever sen .
12.
Gay group claver worldwide blowing up after Celine Dion performing live for the first time since announcing her diagnosispic.twitter.com/Xue6PGRVuo
13.
Andy Murray resharing this place on IG during the Olympics Opening Ceremony:“If they go out Andy Murray out in the rain any longer he ’ll startle rusting ” 😂 pic.twitter.com/5N6rgcQmdS
14.
First gold ribbon of#Paris2024goes to the gentlewoman holding the umbrellaFlawless performance#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com/1h4NclLbW5
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Fixed ithttps://t.co/8mbJ2oZ0iepic.twitter.com/bVwyKar2yF
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NBC host talking about one of the Olympian venues : “ playfulness fact : It was also one of the site of executions during the French Revolution . ”
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A picture of contrast position to the monarchy.#Paris2024#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / XnVOWYFwFY
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she would not be accept those kicks#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / pLfEnl3pcB
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First time they ’ve ever been on a gravy holder that has n’t disappeared#Olympicspic.twitter.com / CZpQBBAzAp
20.
Three minutes into the#Olympicsopening ceremonypic.twitter.com/ZZiL5qm9wX
21.
French mass explain yourselvespic.twitter.com/61MGtqphVd
22.
set our best and brightest like 2003 Jay-Zhttps://t.co/svP6733BB0
23.
General Lebron James crossing the Delawarepic.twitter.com/NBhGaehd2C
24.
this is the most french hatchway ceremonial occasion i could have conceived of . only affair that would make it more french is if a protestation broke out .
25.
sustain ta love British sensory faculty of humour#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / Fw0ZrdeAiv
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If this gravy holder parade does n’t culminate in Celine Dion coming down the Seine in a replica of the Titanic belting out My Heart Will Go On , then Paris will have missed a immense trick ( and I ’ll be pissed off).pic.twitter.com / lmxPZivG1w
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This#OpeningCeremonyhas everything . Boats . Parkour . Accordians . A woman dressed as a croissant . More gravy holder . Lady Gaga.pic.twitter.com/asclWZwTNi
28.
Why are the countries come out like this#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / kqymGu4lGi
29.
Me , emotional , watching Celine Dionpic.twitter.com/OnhfxK2Qde
30.
Me overpacking when I ’m just going away for the weekend.#olympics#Paris2024#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / o34zrODfux
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If this masked torchbearer is n’t bring out to be Celine Dion then what are we even doing#OpeningCeremony
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More attention require to be given to this croissant dress#OpeningCeremony#Paris2024pic.twitter.com / wGpahCxY0A
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Athletes : I am the flag bearer now the whole earth will see me with the flag!#Olympics : sure#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com/31UAgUfKfd
34.
The Minions literally just destroyed the Mona Lisa by putting it into river . Yet I ’m trusted people will still want to celebrate them and express joy at their antics . I ’m so fucking donepic.twitter.com/cpiClWuIjU
35.
Kelly Clarkson every few seconds#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / mT6AB5lHr3
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Omg Taylor Swift has go far for the#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / jV3hg15eQz
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the Pisces the Fishes in the seine presently : pic.twitter.com/4iuA4FUnh6
38.And lastly:
sneak peek at LA 2028 Olympics porta ceremonypic.twitter.com/ihiW6jIofk
