OMG , the therapist tweet .

For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

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British people prolly call this “ Nuts and Bolts ” or some shithttps://t.co/mrk3DApauQ

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forcing myself to trust that everything happens for a reason so i do n’t break apart outpic.twitter.com/MxlpDjQNZM

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oh she ’s cookedpic.twitter.com/aGESvFZqy9

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look at my mechanic y’ all my car ai n’t ever arrest fixedpic.twitter.com/QIZcyKAB7H

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when you have the same sense of humor in the relationship LMAOpic.twitter.com/K2DE6P15VN

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“ stand up up for yourself ” fille i have miserable Fe

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when the nail madam distinguish me to relax my hand n i realize i have n’t been unbend in weekspic.twitter.com/KPMhSfILjO

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They call him Joaquin Phoenix because he keeps Joaquin off of sets.pic.twitter.com/FNPSx8rAOL

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are you in third gradehttps://t.co/SH6ONMmmwN

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When you ’re singing the “ clean up ” song , but your child not picking shit up 😒 pic.twitter.com/iwJ0W5ztUq

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i picked up my son from school and he tb “ dnt talk 2 me until we get home ” lmaoooooooo excuse me ? ? ? ?

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LMAO would ’ve pissed me tf offhttps://t.co/iuDkx3uWJG

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https://t.co/iKcoJvkCdmpic.twitter.com/tdUe141Amf

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She look like she would manage the hell out of Targethttps://t.co/TA5PPOHbj1

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President Trump writing his “ I detest TAYLOR SWIFT ! ” accuracy social postpic.twitter.com/QchvpKeY8 G

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( try on to tell my friend to smile ) spread those fucking cheeks bro

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the craziest interactions of all timea thread 🧵 pic.twitter.com / oo24ttm6ar

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When he say , lemme see that outfit.pic.twitter.com/0rRnTO30VS

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bro go bad to Autozone for lunchhttps://t.co/q3GIkExSok

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this cable will get you through a PhD in any humanity subjectpic.twitter.com/0TORReT5ZC

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wish i was an unresolved elector in a cut State Department ( for the care )

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