" Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen … okaycanyouseeit ? "
Well, it’s almost time for another work week — but first, here are some funny job tweets that went viral last week.
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I ’m in a team contact with 80 people and this image is send for to me like the green goblin maskpic.twitter.com/7GhvwKGTsv
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me slowly waking up around 9 and typing a few letters into a google docpic.twitter.com/at0WB3vTmV
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they should let you bequeath work early on if the vibes are off and you detest it there
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The last look at my bed before leaving for work.pic.twitter.com/talmDY1Pcp
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Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen … okaycanyouseeit ?
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This confluence could have been a pajama party .
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pick up chicfila for some coworkers and they all said “ bloody they scant on the fries today”pic.twitter.com/N6wZXFUt1s
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Asked my coworker what ’s wrong & he said “ I ’m tired of falsify that I like you hombre ” & frankly ? Mood .
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I am sitting next to a French - utter family at Whole Foods , and their Logos ( maybe 8 or 9 ? ) asked what I was doing on my laptop computer . I said : " I ’m work on my lunch break . " And he said , in an adorable Gallic stress : " Ah ! I did not know that hoi polloi could work on their lunch break ! "
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Copywriting : It ’s not for everybodypic.twitter.com/Gj7GRURB6V
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HR says I have to halt switching people ’s vapes with kazoos .
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Hey so this is insanehttps://t.co/Dh7XpuNTyv
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Today a coworker from another department was talking about her daughter , Haysleigh , and I guess I gave an eyebrow raise because she immediately said " like paisley but farming " then spelled it and I felt my individual leave my organic structure
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Yeah , thanks everyone.*me at the last of a study soar call when I have n’t speak and have contributed nothing
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went out for potable w my coworkers and I end up in slammer 😭 why I ’m just now sire home
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made eye contact in the office bathroom mirror while washing my hand as the human race went straight to the room access from the urinal so then he swivel to the sink and said “ guess we ’re still doing all that even after covid haha”pic.twitter.com/kMUcwBnMs6
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had a deadline 🥲pic.twitter.com / oPqJ1fVmEB