" I did brat summertime in 2022 and spent two years cure from that kind of conduct . "
Summer is speeding by, and we’re already halfway through August! Even though we have some time until the end of the month, there have already been plenty of great jokes on Twitter. So here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better !
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oh you like nyc ? name every squealer
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that ’s what being 0 - 5 long time old is forhttps://t.co/7CxJ295soz
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[ firmly launch her ] : yes it ’s truthful . We ’re in cahoot
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I did brat summertime in 2022 and spent two years healing from that variety of behavior
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being 24 is fun because you make friend and you have no melodic theme they ’re 32
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mom can you pick me up ? i took a consulting job and now i ’m at top golf game cincinnati .
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( first day as a pilot ) the what pit
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see app for mass with no rizz called Fumble
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My job is forcing us to have a encounter about what is causing our burnout and I put this in the chat : pic.twitter.com/1VxLZqhJ4u
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when an surly piece follow u on ig it feel like ur being chase after in the Sir Henry Wood
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chat up by saying thank you so much rather of thank you
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the dentist ’s assistant gon ask me if i have a gf … . girl ik u see these contusion in the back of my pharynx
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me stress to stay alive at work after corrode lunchpic.twitter.com/dCwBFp4SQP
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I need to get laid so uncollectible but I do n’t require to
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Does anybody know why he did that to me . No vexation if not
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My friend got shot so i take him a crossword puzzle to the hospital he said “ give thanks you but do it count like i wanna do a fucking crossword puzzle ? ” Like oh ok roll in the hay i reckon 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
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When I was a Thomas Kid I wanted to pull these freaks apart like a wishbonepic.twitter.com/B9Ml6JH0NL
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after i do my lil peace signal + head tilt combo , get that camera out my face fr 😭 😂
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Ik a toilet hatred to see me add up 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
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" born a man " " behave a woman " sir i was born a nestling . a infant , even
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i jazz that block button hatred to see me coming .
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being 25 is crazy i ’m paying banknote and fee i ’ve never even heard of before
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I still wanna love why the Popeyes chicken sandwich made y all dissemble like that
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“ finally a twenty-four hours off”my solar day off : pic.twitter.com / ppJsBq1fav
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“ may make drowsiness”pic.twitter.com/TE0jI5G7Qr
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being the only intern at a whole staff happy hourpic.twitter.com/WtokL5kpQZ
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just realized paying with orchard apple tree pay and using fount ID is sort of like using grimace posting
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demure demure demure do mure job software
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bouncing on it in a fashion that establishes character developing and furthers the secret plan
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“ You dodged a bullet ” ok and perchance I require to get shoot down . Ever consider that
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Going to Pontius Pilate is fun but it ’s also like who are all these women
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They deadass walk around looking like thishttps://t.co/SVL2h2SCtypic.twitter.com/5iXslfV6DR
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when you get so high you commence getting scaredpic.twitter.com/5cLbtMb519
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I ’ve been doing this fresh challenge called Doing Bad August . It ’s where you ’re doing badly in the month of August
