Sabrina Carpenter's New Album "Short N' Sweet" Just Came Out, And The Internet Is Absolutely United On Their Thoughts

" Finally listening to Sabrina ’s new album and the first birdcall is already homophile . "

If you have good taste in music, I bet you’ve been listening toSabrina Carpenterthis summer — a pop queen who’s been absolutely killing it as of recent.

Wellll, you might not be aware that her sixth album,Short n' Sweet, came out Friday, Aug. 22. And the entire internet agrees: it’s a BANGER of an album. Already a classic.

Critics also agree that the album serves. Billboard calledShort n' Sweeta “well-oiled machinewithout a uneven track in the bunch,” and “one of the most accomplished pop albums of the year.”

And if the album itself wasn’t enough to absolutely make my day, Sabrina also justdropped another music video— this time for “Taste,” the first song on the album. It features Sabrina, of course, but alsoJenna Ortega!

Sabrina is known for her sweet, angelic voice and feminist pop anthems. And the lead single from this album, “Espresso,” is one example — it climbed to #1 on theSpotify Global Charts, as did her most recent single, and spent several weeks at #1 on both theBillboard Global 200and theBillboard Global Excl. U.S.survey.

Her second and most-recent single from the new album, “Please Please Please,” was also hugely successful — it went to #1 on theSpotify Global Charts, and spent a whopping 5 weeks at #1 on theOfficial UK Singles Chart.

Not to mention, both songs went super-viral on TikTok — there are over1.4M videosmade using"Espresso,“and1.5M videosusing “Please Please Please.”

And in case you’re not convinced yet, I’ll remind you that Sabrina isnominatedfor 6MTV VMAs, including “Artist of the Year” and “Song of the Year” for “Espresso.” She’s also about to go on her first-everarena tour, which starts in September, and is nowcompletely SOLD OUT.

Besides, it’s no wonderShort n' Sweetis being praised by everyone and their mother (rightfully so). She worked with music legends likeJulia MichaelsandJack Antonoffon the album, as well as Amy Allen, Steph Jones, John Ryan, and Julian Bunetta.

Anyway, this album is nothing short of incredible, and it’s already a fan-fave despite not even being out for a full day yet. So here are some absolutely hilarious (and very relatable) reactions for you to peruse while you listen:

1.

“ you do n’t have to lie to girls if they care you they ’ll just lie to themselves”#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / QF0QCzYqjx

2.

finally listen to sabrina ’s new album and the first Sung dynasty is already jocund

i swear sabrina is n’t just a Isaac Merrit Singer she ’s literally an ENTERTAINER like i m having a good time with these lyric 😭 i m a piddling devastated but it ’s also kinda funny and she ’s always swear out vocally

4.

“ your car tug itself from la to her thighs”#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / uj0fwdhdRP

5.

Sabrina Carpenter leaving the studio after recording#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / VFNUqGeyis

6.

real pop is back#SabrinaCarpenter#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / rE4xePNlx0

7.

the only disconfirming thing I have to say about#ShortNSweetis that the album is too short like 36 Fukkianese of pure perfection and then it ’s just … over???????pic.twitter.com / xLlKKQUn1h

8.

me sitting here thinking juno was going to be a romantic kind of slow birdsong but meanwhile it is one of the horniest song off the record album … . LOVE#SabrinaCarpenter#Sabrina#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / hiZhoxLFtG

9.

how it feels listening to juno then it transition to lie in to lady friend … SABRINA CARPENTER YOU WILL make up FOR MY THERAPY SESSION ! ! ! # Sabrina#SabrinaCarpenter#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / CpCHpF0kDB

10.

“ and since the Lord forget my gay awakening ” SABRINA CARPENTER Ohio YOU ATE#ShortNSweet#SabrinaCarpenter#Sabrinapic.twitter.com / cj2oRpx2VM

11.

THIS WHOLE FUCKING ALBUM.#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / yzV4xU0sIc

12.

one thing about a sabrina mv is that a mankind will croak one manner or another

13.

me for the foreseeable future:#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / XZYSs9bugR

14.

Sabrina Carpenter leave the studio after make practiced Graces#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / yZxq4eZSaS

15.

juno to lie down to girls#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / wcwhdegzwk

16.

please do n’t make me get a job#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / R1MGnpGeqQ

17.

i ’d never sympathise people who say sabrina is boring , particularly for this era . she has the hits , the visuals , the promo , the storyline , the fashion , the rollout , the cohesiveness , etc . i ’m just going to take on you detest women or have the personality of a doorway knobpic.twitter.com/X4VPW8hxaA

18.

sabrina on#ShortnSweetbe like : pic.twitter.com / SktJB7mXv9

19.

Sabrina carpenter stole my diary and decide to spell dumb & poetic

20.

this one hurted#ShortNSweetpic.twitter.com / Z2nUSeDrO3

21.

GUYS IM SCREAMING THIS ALBUM IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING . EVERYTHING SHE HAS EVER DONE COMBINED . R&B , TRAP , POP , SAD BALLADS . IT ’S SO GOOD IM OBSESSED#ShortNSweet 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

Kimberly Wyatt in a sparkling black fringe outfit, performing on stage with a red background, holding a microphone decorated with a red heart

Sabrina Carpenter sits smiling on a talk show set, wearing a sparkly mini dress and platform heels. The city skyline is visible in the background

Sabrina Carpenter performs on stage wearing a sparkling black dress, kneeling while holding a microphone. Musicians play instruments in the background

Kim Petras and Sam Smith share a kiss outdoors, with Kim wearing blonde hair and Sam with darker hair

Sabrina Carpenter performs on stage, smiling, wearing an oversized T-shirt that reads "Jesus was a Carpenter" with a backup dancer behind her

Sabrina Carpenter performs on stage in a strapless, beaded outfit with a heart cutout, holding a microphone

A woman with long blonde hair wearing a sophisticated black top with a dramatic light blue gown poses on steps surrounded by photographers and greenery

Sabrina Carpenter performs on stage in a sparkly outfit and platform boots, singing into a microphone with a crowd of fans holding up phones in the background

Jack Antonoff, in a casual shirt and glasses, with Sabrina Carpenter, who is wearing a sleeveless dress with a heart cutout, at the Grammy Museum event

Lady Gaga sits on stage steps in a sparkling dress with a feathered fringe, holding a microphone and blowing a kiss to the audience

If you have good taste in music, I bet you’ve been listening toSabrina Carpenterthis summer — a pop queen who’s been absolutely killing it as of recent.#

Wellll, you might not be aware that her sixth album,Short n' Sweet, came out Friday, Aug. 22. And the entire internet agrees: it’s a BANGER of an album. Already a classic.#

Critics also agree that the album serves. Billboard calledShort n' Sweeta “well-oiled machinewithout a uneven track in the bunch,” and “one of the most accomplished pop albums of the year.”#

And if the album itself wasn’t enough to absolutely make my day, Sabrina also justdropped another music video— this time for “Taste,” the first song on the album. It features Sabrina, of course, but alsoJenna Ortega!#

Her second and most-recent single from the new album, “Please Please Please,” was also hugely successful — it went to #1 on theSpotify Global Charts, and spent a whopping 5 weeks at #1 on theOfficial UK Singles Chart.#

Not to mention, both songs went super-viral on TikTok — there are over1.4M videosmade using"Espresso,“and1.5M videosusing “Please Please Please.”#

And in case you’re not convinced yet, I’ll remind you that Sabrina isnominatedfor 6MTV VMAs, including “Artist of the Year” and “Song of the Year” for “Espresso.” She’s also about to go on her first-everarena tour, which starts in September, and is nowcompletely SOLD OUT.#

Besides, it’s no wonderShort n' Sweetis being praised by everyone and their mother (rightfully so). She worked with music legends likeJulia MichaelsandJack Antonoffon the album, as well as Amy Allen, Steph Jones, John Ryan, and Julian Bunetta.#

Anyway, this album is nothing short of incredible, and it’s already a fan-fave despite not even being out for a full day yet. So here are some absolutely hilarious (and very relatable) reactions for you to peruse while you listen:#

1.#

2.#

3.#

4.#

5.#

6.#

7.#

8.#

9.#

10.#

11.#

12.#

13.#

14.#

15.#

16.#

17.#

18.#

19.#

20.#

21.#