" Soap on cast iron goat god . "
Let’s start some drama.
X user LB asked people to “start a fight in less than 5 words” without mentioning politics.
Start a fight in less than 5 words - ca n’t be about politics !
And here are some of my favorites:
1.“Soap on cast iron pan”
Soap on cast iron pan .
2.“Reclining is my right”
Reclining is my rightfulness .
3.“You’re acting like your mom”
You ’re act like your mom .
4.“Cilantro is the best herb”
Cilantro is the best herbaceous plant
5.“A hotdog is a taco”
A hotdog is a greaser
6.“Brad Pitt was never hot”
Brad Pitt was never hot .
7.“Pineapple belongs on pizza”
Pineapple belongs on pizza
8.“Star Wars is boring”
Star Wars is boring .
9.“Chocolate is gross”
Chocolate is megascopic
10.“Bruce Springsteen sucks, comprehensively”
Bruce Springsteen sucks , comprehensively .
11.“Game of Thrones is stupid”
Game of Thrones is stupid .
12.“Miracle Whip is the best!”
Miracle party whip is the honest !
13.“Pickles are absolutely disgusting”
hole are absolutely disgustinghttps://t.co/sEGCDY01Vm
14.“Real estate agents are underpaid”
substantial Estate Agents are underpaid.https://t.co/vvah6jZS1C
15.“Shawshank Redemption is overrated”
Shawshank Redemption is overratedhttps://t.co/BO1hqYb8vC
16.“Ranch beats blue cheese, period”
cattle ranch beats blue cheese , period .
17.“Will Ferrell simply isn’t funny”
Will Ferrell simply is n’t funny .
18.“Steak is gross”
Steak is gross .
19.“Always use the Oxford comma”
Always use the Oxford comma .
20.“Wine is better with ice”
Wine is skillful with frappe .
21.“Cats are vastly superior pets”
Cats are immensely superior pets
22.“Taylor Swift is overrated”
Taylor Swift is overrate .
23.“Diehard is/isn’t a Christmas movie”
Diehard is / isn’t a Christmas movie …
24.“Real chili contains NO beans”
Real chili contains NO beans !
25.“A hot dog is a sammich”
A raging weenie is a sammich .
26.“Chick fil a is overrated”
Chick fil a is overrated .
27.And lastly, just “Moist”
Moist
