" I told my daughter I could n’t talk when she call because I was ' on the other line . ' She differentiate me there have n’t been ' phone lines ' in a long time . "
As we get older, it can be a little tough to keep up with new trends or avoid things that instantly point to the fact that we’re getting older. Sometimes, it feels like one day, I just woke up and lost the ability to stay awake past 10 p.m. So when redditoru/Center_Power_Unitasked ther/AskRedditcommunity to share the thing thatreally shows their age, older adults instantly chimed in. Here’s what they had to say.
1.“Not recognizing most of the guests on late-night talk shows orSNL. I’ve maybe heard the names but have no idea what they do.”
2.“I put periods at the end of text messages.”
— u / Stipes_Blue_Makeup
" I now put ecphonesis points instead because I learn masses think you ’re overturned if you are n’t overly enthusiastic in texts . "
— u / enolaholmes23
3.“I grunt any time I go from sitting to standing or standing to sitting.”
4.“Getting an urge to pee even though I just went to the bathroom an hour or so ago.”
— u / TruthTeller777
5.“You can pry my side-parted hair from my cold, dead scalp. "
6.“Whenever I see a building in my town, I tell people about what used to be on that same site. Example: ‘See that grocery store. I remember when it was just a cow pasture.'”
— atomic number 92 / Juan_Calavera
" When you need to give directions but it ’s entirely based on seat that are n’t there : ' Well , first you turn right where there used to be a Blockbuster , then you make a left where there used to be a Pizza Hut and go down half a Swedish mile . It ’s in the same shopping center where Sears was . If you get to where there used to be a Circuit City , you went too far . ' "
— u / trapasaurusnex
7.“Complaining about how loud music is at a party, and then realizing it’s only because I’m not used to going out past 9 p.m. anymore.”
8.“I have the ability to drive a stick shift and write in cursive.”
— u/1robotgirlfriend
9.“I want hard copies (recipes, invitations, menus, etc.).”
10.“I still say ‘tape a show’ when I want to DVR something and occasionally refer to ‘hanging up’ when ending a video call.”
— u / thirdtimesdecharm
— atomic number 92 / OlderAndTired
11.“Having a favorite burner on the stove.”
12.“Apparently, wearing ankle/no-show socks lets everyone know I’m old. I don’t understand how wearing crew socks halfway up your calf when it’s 90° outside is comfortable.”
— u / ScottyToo9985
" This one . I ’m 37 — when I was in high school , nobody would be caught dead in calf - length socks . "
— u / Educational - Bad4992
13.“According to my 24-year-old friend: holding things up in clothes shops and saying, ‘I had one of these in the ’90s.’ I did, though. Half that kid’s wardrobe is things I could have saved her money on if I’d kept all my teenage clothes.”
14.“You know the lady who has a rose garden and gives freshly picked tomatoes to the neighborhood kids? I’ve become her.”
— uracil / doublestitch
15.“I prefer a desktop computer to a laptop. I do all important transactions on a big monitor.”
16.“I call all video games ‘Nintendo’ just to get a rise out of the kids.”
— u/1920MCMLibrarian
" I take in I had become my mother when I called our Switch a Wii . "
— u / semisemite
17.“I call people in their 20s ‘kids.'”
18.“I buy comfortable shoes. I stopped wearing Vans and Nike SBs. I now wear Altras because they have a wide-toe bed and are good for plantar fasciitis.”
— u / DilophosaurusMilk
19.“I answer and return phone calls.”
20.“I use a wall calendar instead of my phone calendar for upcoming reminders.”
— u / Lovemybee
21.“At work two years ago, our system was enabled to send a text to clients. One of my younger colleagues asked why there was a 160-character limit and why the counter reset if you typed more than 160 characters. I had to explain about paying 10 cents per text message. She was so young that WhatsApp had essentially always existed for her, so her mobile contracts had always included unlimited texts by default. I’m only in my 30s, but that shit made me feel old.”
22.“I use pen and paper for my grocery shopping list.”
— u / lowaltflier
notice : Some response have been edited for length and/or clearness .
