Heaven help us .

1.On language:

2.On Africa:

3.On nails:

4.On order of operations:

5.On pregnancy:

6.On true beauty:

7.On the Sun:

8.On $5,000:

9.On weapons of war:

10.On germs:

11.On Georgia:

12.On society:

13.On being born:

14.On the miracle of birth:

15.On the 15 15s:

16.On Earth:

17.On ducks:

18.On dogs:

19.On trinities:

20.On Alaska:

21.On apps:

22.On math:

23.On water:

24.On Mount Everest:

25.On Scotland:

26.On credit cards:

27.On joy:

28.On the population:

29.On birthdays:

30.On steak:

31.On biology:

32.On tangents:

33.On noodles:

34.On microwaves:

35.On chocolate:

36.On passwords:

37.On chicken:

38.On the future:

39.On sports:

40.On distance:

"Can Italians, Spanish, and French ppl understand each other," "these are 3 different languages," and "American and English and Australian are different language too they still understand each other"

"Lmfao bro said South Africa… that ain't a country that's a direction"

"damn how's the colors switch orders between pictures wtf"

Mathematical puzzle asking to solve "2+2+2+2 2+2+2+2 2+2x0+2" with the correct answer being 2. Comments and likes shown

person who thinks twins take 19 months to be born

"Mexico was so urethral"

A Twitter conversation on scientific claims. User 1 claims that nature proves a designer is behind it all. User 2 corrects them about Earth's distance to the sun. User 3 disagrees. User 4 supports User 2's correction

person who can't understand what 5k is in dollar amounts

"We often use swords and sometimes a bone and arrow"

Person says germs may be black magic because "no one has ever directly observed one"; when person says they've seen bacteria, viruses, and parasites from years in a microbiology lab, person asks if they've seen one without a "microscope"

"They found a humanoid tooth in Georgia (country not the state) that's 1.8 million years old," response: "Georgia is a state not a country (United States is a country)"

"You should all be ostrich-sized from society for this"

"I was C-sectioned prematurely; by medical definition I was never born"; "A c-section birth is birth," "No, the medical definition requires the child to pass through a birth canal"

"The loss of computer literacy thanks to overly user friendly devices makes me so sad; I'm buying my kid a computer as soon as he's out of the whom"; response: "Probably out of their mother"

Summarized tweet: A user says to find someone "and make him face the quince quinces" instead of "the consequences"

Tweet questioning why the Earth doesn't fall down, expressing confusion about its constant float in space

Text conversation where user Gio (Hermit) asks if ducks are birds. Wujabes confirms, giving reasons, and Gio concludes chickens must be birds too

tweet says dogs can't talk so they don't have brains

A conversation discussing the meaning of "trinity" on social media, with various users debating whether it means three or a solid group of people

person who doesn't know alaska is in the usa

Twitter conversation. First tweet asks, "what apps have yall bought that are worth the money?" Comments suggest mozzarella sticks, spinach artichoke dip, and express confusion

Person who does not know what a greater than or equal to sign is or that a third pounder is bigger than a quarter pounder

tweet reading if my body is 60 percent water why don't i evaporate

people who think mount everest is in the usa

person who thinks Scotland is not a country

someone giving away their credit card number on twitter

person mispelling happiness with a y

tweet reading every second someone dies every second someone is born so why isn't our population 0

tweet reading why tf is there a birthday candle for 0 nobody turns zero years old

person who calls worcestshire sauce worst assure sauce

tweet reading people can't be animals sorry fam basic biology

person who confuses digress for digest

person who calls ramen noodles roman numerals

person who blows up their kitchen microwaving a penny

tweet of someone thinking you can eat the paper on hershey kisses

tweet of someone posting their password online

person calling chicken parm chiicken permission

Tweet overlayed with redacted text says, "Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they're 80. That's wild."

A Twitter thread: User 1 states women shouldn't have opinions on sports. User 2 calls them an idiot. User 3 points out User 1's spelling error

"Not if you use miles instead of kilometers but point taken."