It ’s been a bad hebdomad .
If you just had an absolutely terrible week, just remember…
1.The person who’d better grab themself a mop:
2.The person whose jeans just got a fresh, new makeover:
3.The person whose fallen lasagna is a testament to man’s folly:
4.The person whose package will be in their mailbox until the end of time:
5.The person who spilled black paint tastefully up and down their carpeted stairs:
6.The person whose rear end is about to be experiencing subzero temperatures:
7.The person who tried the oldest excuse in the book:
8.The person who’d better get a-workin' on a shelter:
9.The person whose mirror is looking minty fresh:
10.The person whose car, much like the great Sir Ernest Shackleton’s shipEndurance, is trapped in ice:
11.The person whose once-pristine baseboards are now forever sullied by the stew they loved the most:
12.The person whose washing machine is crying out for help:
13.The person whose tire looks absolutely gorgeous:
14.The person who’s going to have to get creative about leaving their house real soon:
15.The person who visited an old friend inside a pepper today:
16.The person who was kind enough to share their skewer with some tiny, little critters:
17.The person whose bathtub water is meddling in some dark-sided stuff:
18.The person who’s blasted with intense sunlight every single day:
19.The person whose space heater went absolutely nuclear:
20.And the person who is going to have to Flintstones their way home:
