" at times I dougie just to ensure I ai n’t lose it " — @JaYunnaMonae
Hello everybody! July has felt like the longest month this year, and Black Twitter has been ACTIVE. Here’s a look at the 22 funniest Black tweets I found on my timeline:
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LeD-Daypic.twitter.com/1MBjuiqZkH
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Told my nephew to get off that biz and hang up his clothes …. See now I ’m mad 😂 pic.twitter.com/vrewfjv7So
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mighty by that hotel AC too he about to have the sensitive pharynx of a lifetimehttps://t.co/vZTDSGuOMA
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- mentioned my boyfriend to my nephew”Him : I intend y’ all broke upMe : We did but we flummox back together quicklyHim : so you let business stand on you … .Me : pic.twitter.com / dErVpqXNYu
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Occasionally I dougie just to ensure I ai nt lose it
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they said bron in unc mode in the back enumeration caput making sure they ai n’t miss anyone 🤣 🤣 🤣 https://t.co/DNJWAOJp4N
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What was that tweet about how white hoi polloi love pulling back while you ’re ca-ca out and order “ hi ”
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2 women were twerking on my head while I drove down lake ave 5 hours ago and I get ta sit in this budget group meeting and act like I had a normal weekend in front of these yt ppl .
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20 mins into the day of the month she ask could she delay with me for a while until she got on her foot 🤦 🏽 ♂ ️ 🤦 🏽 ♂ ️ 🤦 🏽 ♂ ️https://t.co / ZaAs23nhPspic.twitter.com/1m0NILs8UD
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How do Nigerians number up with the best insults ever ? ? ? ? ? I saw a Nigerien mum say to her girl ‘ when it was raining common sense alfresco , you had an umbrella’Like HOW does one even think of that 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
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Just ate Pho for the first meter … and Nho 🙁 😔
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My male child Wolf said try and call me into work now 😂 😂 https://t.co/kxjq25Py6x
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Put LeBron James on the 20 buck bill we do n’t fw Andrew Jackson
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I ’m at a bbq at my friends house and she asked her lil full cousin ( 20yo ) to put on some euphony … .WHY THIS GIRL GONE PUT ON SOME NE - YO AND THEN WHEN WE ask “ WHY ARE YOU dally THIS ? ” SHE WAS LIKE 🤷 🏾 ♀ ️ “ YALL onetime IDK”pic.twitter.com/ikgAvWimAK
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Biden really said “ y all be easy ”
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Them cyber trucks run short turn into transformers and fck us all up
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You got " having sister " money?https://t.co / tRPr5NqCx9
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We joke about LeBron ’s eld but he ’s never seemed elder than when Coco Gauff called him “ Mr. LeBron James ” on the NBC broadcast 😅
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Tomorrow ’s not promised . utilize that PTO TODAYhttps://t.co/PNMXKVZiRTpic.twitter.com/v3YtfTOhT2
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I fuck a piano hatred to see me come .
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i secernate y all i made my first white booster this year . i was telling her a story and she stopped me and said “ i ve been want to require for weeks but what does “ take care you ” mean ” 😭
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me at checkout : https://t.co / DPUoT14Q2ipic.twitter.com / jBMPB8yeDt