" If I were Jordan Chiles n nem I ’d tell the Olympics my Momma got the Medal now . Cus you KNOW once yo momma get ahold to your honor , they ai n’t goin NOWHERE ! "
Hey everybody! The Olympics may be over, but Black Twitter is just getting started.
If you necessitate me to regress my Olympic medal , I will recite you to osculate my ignominious ass .
Here are the best Black Twitter tweets that graced my timeline this week:
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If I were Jordan Chiles n nem I ’d tell the Olympics my Momma got the Medal now . Cus you have sex once yo momma get ahold to your honour , they ai n’t goin NOWHERE!pic.twitter.com / wzWO20QcIr
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If I was told told to return my Olympic medal….yeah sure I ’d give it back….but I ’d be on the sheet before they clear it ’s cake idgaf
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You gon see that baby for the rest of your life . This the last time seeing KD Bron and Steph on the same team.https://t.co/Eqhmiwsmb4
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When i hear my man having fun without mepic.twitter.com/qFoEeXB2KA
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They do n’t even appear at their wives like thishttps://t.co/qibqHRKjPF
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When you ai n’t do nun on the group undertaking and still get an A 🏅 pic.twitter.com / xpshYZhMyA
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Got ta assume it with the promenade fit , nephew!https://t.co / lyJBWvzvZw
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A white Moesha Johnson . I ’ve seen it allhttps://t.co/47njpPACgZ
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Mo to the E to the!https://t.co / jCIcqZNH9b
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I stopped going to this one barber bc he kept cutting me . I found a Modern barber who does really good . Why the older barber texted me he working at a new localization . The positioning is where my young Samuel Barber at . Mind you I have an appointment Friday w/ newfangled barber . THE DYNAMICS HAVE CHANGED!!pic.twitter.com / WlEvBm8uH4
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When I see KD haircut with the crisp sharpness up at the rootage of the game I knew it was nothing France could do .
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I distinguish my 7yo my feet tired . He gone ask is that why they ’re ashy . I do n’t need this.pic.twitter.com/QgNntVPPjJ
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Yall want me to make a call for da fall / winter on my record album ? ? ? make it have been hot ash my bad y all
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my bd takes nothing serious we ’re literally ina hospital for our bby & he says “ this the same room eleven was in on unusual things ” 😂 😂 🤦 🏽 ♀ ️pic.twitter.com / DAtEc1tCtc
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Now why are you lying to that fille ? 🤣 🥰 https://t.co/kBiiLxjmVf
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I got lost in the train place in Japan and this sweet female child help me out . She was sooo - so musty . Thank you lil sweetened musty female child . I ’ll never forget you. 💚 👃 🏾 💚
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I fuck Simone Biles is behind the scenes raise HELL ! On that cellphone telephone , stump around , hair reverberate , like Olivia Pope .
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getting pay off on timehttps://t.co/wET9BJhtEv
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Had a salad for dinner last dark and blueberry for breakfast this morningpic.twitter.com/t6HKjeekIZ
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when my pilus not done and shit just keep go down hillpic.twitter.com/qRPHr6vquT
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Mannnn I fag an AKA shirt to the gym this morning and a white-hot lady ( jestingly ) say hey Kamala . I was confused for like 10 moment . Once it came to me I could have perish on the spot .
