I feel like I ’ve hold out several lifespan in the retiring three month , but here we are .
Well, it’s September, which means, in the eyes of people on the internet, it’s Fall. Let’s look back on the longest/shortest summer ever.
Here are the tweets that got me through:
1.
Could really go for one of these bad boy right now . Only if it come with the wooden spoonful , though . The wood is half the flavor.pic.twitter.com/2c71tDAi1D
2.
look my first Cybertruck in the wildpic.twitter.com/p9JgkhZ1Lx
3.
mmm rantch 😋 pic.twitter.com/fNnxEs9p3j
4.
Well this Peacock graphic for Pride is … for certain a choicepic.twitter.com/0GSpp4MT3E
5.
dependable on you , kiddo . Keep going.pic.twitter.com/6yrEDRYO3b
6.
when i text “ interesting ” this how i be lookingpic.twitter.com/gPVrzFazsl
7.
Googled “ Why am I ashamed to want anything ? ” and then remembered I was raised Catholic and closed the pill
8.
Really ca n’t see the fucking screen matehttps://t.co/FShAzT5UAj
9.
over 30 and log Z’s the wrong waypic.twitter.com/Bp9QVaXVUz
10.
" lgbt " resist for " lets go by train " because queer people LOVE public transit
11.
getting our biggest booth readyhttps://t.co/AjlIp6WJIt
12.
I hate Apps that shut off your medicine when u open them like how fu*king important do you call back you are
13.
pridefulness calendar month update : wyoming has fallenpic.twitter.com/g497irDZxv
14.
Went to grease one’s palms 4 highlighter but 15 was cheaper so now I ’m sit here like I ’m highlighter Monet or somethingpic.twitter.com/92aM2LcAZo
15.
🚨 they gentrified Cookie Crisp 🚨 pic.twitter.com/YDKCcVEq1s
16.
Bigfoot is material and he mention me on Facebookpic.twitter.com/yxJUi66Xml
17.
I marvel if shampoo and conditioner are protagonist irl or if it ’s purely professional
18.
my admirer dash a rat who tried to recede into the underground grating but he was too chubbypic.twitter.com/vFqmuauFQ2
19.
high asf n i walk in my grandma house n she got a CD rack for da ramen 😂 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/qbcWbbRthu
20.
the european nous can not encompass thispic.twitter.com/l493rR5XsI
21.
The Cybertruck after one week in Chicagopic.twitter.com/3SHiZ26Yik
22.
Holy tell on my lift go to the philipinespic.twitter.com/RlimhENk2X
23.
hate your friend ’s boyfriend is a lost art
24.
When I walk in the Olive Gardenpic.twitter.com/NltQKdh8nv
25.
the shag was I onhttps://t.co/0P71jQorbk
26.
Italians are just a dissimilar stock 😅 Menu from one of the eatery - is printed out screenshot from note app.pic.twitter.com/YjeOM8LTfq
27.
You should be able to google why a couple broke up
28.
fill up out a passport app form for my four calendar month oldpic.twitter.com/ZwKwdrVHia
29.
i ’m in madrid and … … .?????!!!pic.twitter.com/8ZfkKlpkm8
30.
The only two genders I recognizepic.twitter.com/VubZYYachZ
31.
The best feature of any adjustment I ’ve ever stay put in is this duck , whose expression appears at the back threshold whenever we crack open some snack . 5 starspic.twitter.com/pmNdVct4XJ
32.
a fair sex at the grocery storage spent a full moment staring at these trying to figure out if they were normal nutella or some kind of unearthly variantyour clever redesign is someone else ’s source of stresspic.twitter.com/7Y2yH1QgYy
33.
“ lease ’s get a tabular array outside”Me : pic.twitter.com / tiXm0O1H7h
34.
why is she using the longsighted form like it ’s a formal electronic mail 😭 pic.twitter.com/T3IZAQUCYr
35.
What if we kiss in the accordion part of the bushttps://t.co/p08nmPj9qW
36.
The last five years explainedpic.twitter.com/6W0bnMfxVq
37.
your pass cock-a-hoop asfhttps://t.co/njedbv8Qpe
38.
girl hell nopic.twitter.com/QLifJbXUoe
39.
He ’s their Regina Georgehttps://t.co/S8qpFfZuOT
40.
timelesspic.twitter.com/4zCauyAduo
41.
They go the vegas ball . It ’s all over . We lost.pic.twitter.com/0EskhDXYxD
42.
US Map according to a Sri Lankan news show channelpic.twitter.com/1CkRhxoJ5S
43.
“ I ’m endure to take a cat sleep for half an hour”Me 6 hours later : pic.twitter.com / QS6MPtfsjB
44.
The two genderspic.twitter.com/evm4C1zWRH
45.
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46.
? ? ? pic.twitter.com/S5elHtX0 KB
47.
There has n’t been 24 minute of peace in this country since 2019 . Jesus take the bicycle .
48.
indian news channels at it again 😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/eqrh5n2Pkp
49.
I ca n’t believe we used to pay for ringtones . If my telephone rang now , I ’d take a power hammer to it .
50.
lol just get to pittsburgh and someone go away oxiclean at my dad ’s gravepic.twitter.com/gb0gInNUsS
51.
applying for a babe passport is funnypic.twitter.com/Z7SsBlU1Sx
52.
why do finance men wear packsack . What ’s indoors there . The money ? ? ?
53.
The morning after JD Vance crashes on your couchpic.twitter.com/8MBxC0a8Lw
54.
So Trump is a intimate predatory animal , and Vance is a sectional predator ?
55.
They had to practice AI to make an figure of speech of Donald Trump praying.https://t.co/zOt7NCkEgO
56.
Thinkin ’ about wearing this to a Trump rallypic.twitter.com/lZiQVJJcHq
57.
omg gender reveal , it ’s french!!!#OlympicGames#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com/3mZs2HFYvx
58.
This#OpeningCeremonyhas everything . Boats . Parkour . Accordians . A adult female line up as a croissant . More boats . Lady Gaga.pic.twitter.com/asclWZwTNi
59.
things I did not anticipate to Google today#OpeningCeremonypic.twitter.com / HUuKp4XyRv
60.
this feel like a 2010 club picturehttps://t.co/HqtyViFPWG
61.
brave out Costco on a Saturdaypic.twitter.com/b14WuIo14x
62.
Me , patriotic AF , try on to learn the rules of badminton , archery , and handball at 3 am during the Olympics : pic.twitter.com / d7VadUJjJ4
63.
Me : The U.S. sucks , I hate it hereBeyoncé : introduce Team USA!Me : pic.twitter.com / HfWfz3rrAV
64.
if i send u this just have it away i m gon na put in WORK right after this nappic.twitter.com/NUOtxeHDLM
65.
my dad " watch out tv " any time after 8pmpic.twitter.com/hhcIkBDM84
66.
Italian Eminem#Paris2024pic.twitter.com / aDYbk006LZ
67.
Me the second Simone Biles Suni Lee or Katie Ledecky are on my televisionpic.twitter.com/yc8qWWEwVL
68.
This is the flag of Massachusettspic.twitter.com/nyEZeV2xkA
69.
Republicans look at the sizing of Kamala ’s rally in Atlantapic.twitter.com/79jIHcSgJR
70.
That back tooch ? ? ? He really ✨ help ✨ the countrypic.twitter.com/A2yGqL6Wku
71.
people who work from home looove to be like ' did you watch the olympics today '
72.
No sister I like yours … you actually have a huge advantage at pole vaulting
73.
Still find it hilarious that the Team GB skateboard squad is just a bunch of nipper and a 50 year old manpic.twitter.com/oGmKdUgnkZ
74.
I just know Tim Walz could learn me how to ram stick shift without making me cry once
75.
Every new fact I see about Tim Walz is like “ he once donated his animation ’s nest egg to buying a puppy hearing assist ”
76.
Tim Walz says “ I hated it ” to every exclusive waitress who comes to take his empty plate forth .
77.
If I mail you this photo , just live I think I did that.#Olympics#BreakingForGoldpic.twitter.com / tkH2Mu4RZR
78.
L.A traffic during the 2028 olympics is going to be a level of hell that has n’t been create yet .
79.
the nationalism allow my body after the olympicspic.twitter.com/krMwOLnJDM
80.
OJ White Bronco chase highways should be the Opening Ceremony road for LA 2028 .
81.
my grandmas house just has a sticky note that says " LBGTQ"pic.twitter.com / dxIN2dBYPq
82.
Me waiting for the first HaHa in the group chatpic.twitter.com/kuKIFbttPG
83.
congratulations ed sheeran 🏳 ️ 🌈 https://t.co/80aq7ypCaB
84.
We pass away from August 1st to Aug 15th in just 5 min . It ’ll be Christmas in a few hrs
85.
If I say “ I ’m athirst ’ we got about 11 hour before I change personalities
86.
gabezopic.twitter.com/x1r7QOpUuA
87.
Me cheering my friends beak the brunch maculation I wanted the whole time and orchestrated behind the scenes to make happenpic.twitter.com/Oy6EG16LC7
88.
Got a precious unexampled petty bottle for my Diet Cokepic.twitter.com/5ywWpnGgcI
89.
password leaving my computer storage as shortly as I create them : pic.twitter.com / nBLAceER78
90.
The DNC is just Coachella for Poli - Sci majors
91.
" They fell for that Beyoncé rumor we planted Joe"pic.twitter.com / bwURAWkkFe
92.
Maybe the surprise node was the friends we made along the means
93.
Their spouses … really … have inwardness made of kevlar.https://t.co/qNL6SAS400
94.
when my political boss sends a “ gentle reminder ” email to the group after i screw something uppic.twitter.com/RjWTbSmOrp
95.
There ’s a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue whypic.twitter.com/r3Z7Vnua6 liothyronine
96.
Oh God , they ’re growing baby Trumps over at the Walmart!pic.twitter.com/2MFCxnaPUR
97.
this is going treble platinum in your kinfolk ’s group chathttps://t.co/2U0bRnKh2R
98.
Another unconscionable Trygve Halvden Lie from Tim Walz : In 2017 Tim was reportedly at a booster ’s house and said , “ Welp , I got ta manoeuver out . ” But then stand in the first appearance way of life to chat for another 75 minutes!Which is it Tim ? Do you “ got ta lead out ” or not ? ?
99.And lastly:
Do n’t hollo because it ’s over , smile because it happenedhttps://t.co/0bvvp4lo5Rpic.twitter.com/Xd5o9UvM6z
