Thank God for Steve .
The Opening Ceremony feels like it was 47 years ago, so it’s strange to think that we’re already almost halfway through the Paris Olympic Games!
That said, there were jokes! Lots of jokes! And here are my favorites:
1.
how I feel when I in conclusion exceed a slow mortal in front of me on a sidewalkpic.twitter.com/TDzVC5SnLv
2.
Me the second Simone Biles Suni Lee or Katie Ledecky are on my televisionpic.twitter.com/yc8qWWEwVL
3.
just olympic photo so far 🥉 🐴 😃 pic.twitter.com / c76LX15dv1
4.
Did Turkey institutionalise a hitman to the Olympics?pic.twitter.com / nPfNQMKtX7
5.
“ No worries if not.”pic.twitter.com/PrCiEQ0Hjh
6.
people who work from home looove to be like ' did you watch the olympics today '
7.
I know nothing about gymnastics and here I am living and dying with whether this nerdy hombre in glasses named Steve can pommel that horse . The Olympics are a torment .
8.
The last thing an almond croissant sees when I take the air in a patisseriepic.twitter.com/APDlnNxYMx
9.
the most aureole I have ever seen in an imagepic.twitter.com/HHo8yCV5O4
10.
Italian Eminem#Paris2024pic.twitter.com / aDYbk006LZ
11.
That ’s a lot of Corgis . Just saying…pic.twitter.com/3wVUZy6XrE
12.
Meetings ? Girl , I ’m learn the Olympics have some decency .
13.
Husbands and BFs on the sofas at Anthropologiepic.twitter.com/qE8NGgvekO
14.
Coco Gauff ’s got the@SnoopDogg#Olympicspin 🤩 # Paris2024|#tennispic.twitter.com / W6zRDFoeae
15.
Stephen Nedoroscik , everyone.pic.twitter.com/zCT0ytAwTO
16.
The announcers were say “ he has his game face on ” like no baby , he just ca n’t seehttps://t.co/bd9ObCoTmZ
17.
Stephen Nedoroscik said " i ca n’t see darn but y' all are about to see some shit " and then delievered on the pommel horse
18.
“ Team USA has n’t medaled since 2008”Hmm that ’s not so crazy“Team USA has n’t medaled in 16 years”What .
19.
if i send you this it means i m sleepy but will show up when the team needs mepic.twitter.com/RlkJ3qMoO4
20.
When you get off that external flight and be racing everybody to customs , pic.twitter.com / Rt9gS4wKCH
21.
our fearless leaderspic.twitter.com/jkQoCYPVKY
22.
pic.twitter.com/srIzR2CHoe
23.
https://t.co/NFi8s2y0h9pic.twitter.com/Mt73VwRj9L
24.
Olympics is sick . I wake up , make a coffee , follow pistol shooting , archery , mesa lawn tennis , exhaust lunch , watch swim for 3 hours , watch horse do tricks , check a skateboard last , eat dinner party , watch archery , tennis , more swimming , volleyball game , brush my tooth , go to bed & repeat .
25.
The three case of Americanspic.twitter.com/1K1EOCEEfa
26.
That back tooch ? ? ? He really ✨ dish up ✨ the countrypic.twitter.com/A2yGqL6Wku
27.
The first natator emerging from the Seine river , in the Triathlon , state the H2O character was actually not that bad!#Olympics#Olympics2024#Triathlonpic.twitter.com / d9M2Ab45lF
28.
Must ’ve been a slanted roofpic.twitter.com/paGTPHJkOJ
29.
Even GOATs get emphasize watching gymnastics 😳 pic.twitter.com/FAc6bsyZfu
30.
me : I ca n’t put up this countryalso me watching simone biles , suni lee , jordan chiles , hezly rivera , and jade carey advance a gold medal for squad usapic.twitter.com/TQQe033sZ5
31.
BOHpic.twitter.com/8BfyVMqLy7
32.
Waiting for the Brazilian fan to put on brow gauze for Flavia like all the republicans did on their ear for Trump at the RNC
33.
no matter what you do in life , you ’ll belike never look this coolheaded doing itpic.twitter.com/ORjRhnI1hO
34.
And suddenly I require caper rugger , do a backflip , grease one’s palms a skateboard , represent badminton , connect a handball league , get a surfboard
35.
Japan is up on France 78 - 77 with two minutes left in the game . This is a tangible characterisation from the game.pic.twitter.com/OfG2fZNVJ6
36.
This is the flag of Massachusettspic.twitter.com/nyEZeV2xkA
37.
The US came deadened last in shot and I ’ve genuinely never been so embarrassed to be an American in my life .
38.
my pappa " watch over television " any meter after 8pmpic.twitter.com/hhcIkBDM84
39.
what is Kamala Harris ' plan for discontinue Australia from overtaking us in swimming
40.
911 i would like to report a crime , i just read the birthdate of this CURRENT OLYMPIAN COMPETING IN skateboard IN PARIS , and i feel like i ’ve been manslaughteredpic.twitter.com/V9ScQ4PmeH
41.
obsessed that they have put goggles on the mascotpic.twitter.com/NuvJFZZ58 deoxythymidine monophosphate
42.
I love the Olympics because I literally have intercourse almost nothing about rugger a mean solar day ago and now I ’m screaming at my speech sound watching Ilona Maher besotted arm defenders like she ’s the running back for my best-loved college football game squad
43.
apparently horses do n’t get medals in the Olympic Games and i believe that ’s kinda fucked up
44.
Me after send my first email on a Monday#OlympicGamespic.twitter.com / DqWbCRSUNK
45.
my current olympics fixation is henrik christiansen , this natator from norway who ’s obsessed with the deep brown muffins in the olympic small town and ca n’t stop make tiktoks about thempic.twitter.com/v7MkOOj3o1
46.
the south west side of chicago be likepic.twitter.com/GZxX4tBQec
47.
me at gympic.twitter.com/eiIum1tLOA
48.And lastly:
Me : i ca n’t stand this damn countryAlso me during Track and Field Olympics : pic.twitter.com / oI4elo1Yyl
