Apologies in improvement for all the groans and eye - roll these put-on will stimulate .
Here’s how this is going to work: I’ll give you the setup to a classic “dad joke,” and your job is to use your powers of cheesy humor to guess the punchline. Once you think you have it, click on the reveal to see if you’re right!
1.What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
2.How do you get in touch with a Roman architect?
3.Why did the coffee call the police?
4.What do you call a magician who lost their magic?
5.How do you get an astronaut’s baby to sleep?
6.How does NASA organize a party?
7.What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
8.When is a door not a door?
9.Why did the scarecrow get an award?
10.What happened to the exorcist’s car?
11.Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
12.What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
13.Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
14.Why did the taxi driver get fired?
15.What did the horse say after it fell down?
16.Why was the broom late?
17.Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
18.What do prisoners use to call each other?
19.Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peekaboo accident?
