Glow - in - the - dark safe are all playfulness and games until your wife walk into the room and shrieks , " AH ! A tiny touch ! "

1.A “D” would’ve gone a long way here.

2.This sign placement was certainly…a choice.

3.Sorry to this man.

4.(Snickers quietly into palm)

5.Did the teacher not notice anything???

6.This unfortunate misspelling made me spit out my coffee.

7.Apple — always keeping us humble.

8.I still don’t totally know if it’s okay to make fun of Raygun, but you have to admit this windshield wiper adjustment is incredible.

9.Is it wrong that I think it’d be funny if an entire congregation accidentally sang, “Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy”?

10.I’m sorry for the poor soul who got hemorrhoids, but this is hilarious.

11.I’m low-key wondering if this 9-year-old is just trolling his parents.

12.There’s a special place in my heart for older people on Facebook.

13.I would die laughing if I was the teacher who saw this.

14.I think it’s okay to laugh since he chose the shirt???

15.Please forgive me for laughing at this.

16.Imagine seeing this after your kids have been pissing you off all day.

17.The dog on this note from a poor, penitent boyfriend (which accompanied two bags of gummies) is SENDING me.

18.I feel like this slogan isn’t getting the proper message across.

19.Did he have to underline that part about “You’ll never see your family again”? 😭

20.I sincerely hope this dog was found, but…I have to admit I laughed at this typo.

21.Kids — they know tact.

22.I mean…need I say more?

23.I’m sorry, God.

24….Sorry, again.

25.They had to know what they were doing here, right?

26.This response. 💀

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28.I feel bad for this kid who dealt with their parents getting a little too enthusiastic the night before, but this note is hilarious.

29.Insert You Tried sticker here.

30.Am I a 14-year-old boy for laughing at this?

31….Yep. Definitely a 14-year-old boy.

32.Sorry to this squirrel, but this is funnier than any episode ofRoad RunnerorTom & Jerry.

33.This is a hilarious prank — evil, but hilarious nonetheless.

34.I feel bad for this dog, clearly drugged out of his mind, but I couldn’t help but crack up at the photo anyway.

35.And finally, I guess eternity doesn’t happen, after all.

H/T:r/funny

A roadside sign on a residential street with the incorrect text "Disable children at play," intended to be "Disabled children at play."

Three online product reviews: first praises glow-in-the-dark feature, second says "Great, These glow very well," and third recounts a funny surprise reaction from wife

Roadside sign reads: "Jesus Said I Come Quickly. Rev 22:7. Repent… and Believe the Gospel Mk 1:15. Ye Must Be Born Again." It is set in a grassy field

Handmade purple paper crown with a blue star and pom-pom decorations. Feathers are attached to the top. The words "gang," "bang," and "King" are written on it

A child's school worksheet completed with: "I learned to rid (bike) a dick from my dad." "Dick" was likely meant to be "bike."

Phone screen showing multiple notifications from “TIME SENSITIVE” indicating "A sound has been recognised that may be a dog." Notifications are 1 hour and 5 minutes old

A black Jeep with a sticker of a person clinging to the rear window is stopped at an intersection with a sign reading "Lakemont Blvd SE."

Page 30 of a book showing "Hail Mary" lyrics, including verses and chorus, mentioning Makaveli, pay attention, and "Activate my hate."

A cake with blue and white frosting has the message, "Sorry about your hemorrhoids. Here's a cake!" written on it

A door with a fall-themed wreath has a sign that reads "No nut November" with a crossed-out symbol of two nuts and the words "No!" written twice

Facebook post stating, "I got diagnosed with chlamydia." The background is festive with balloons and confetti, and a cartoon character holds a cake

A child's drawing of a heart partially colored in and the words "pls cum bag" scribbled next to it with a sad face beneath

A person with a prosthetic leg stands wearing a striped shirt that says "Juan Leg 5" on the back. They are near a crosswalk

A question asks "About how old is your grandfather?" with answer choices: 50, 5, 500. Response written in is "dead."

A billboard in a parking lot promotes Vasectomy.ca, with a double rainbow visible in the cloudy sky above

A handwritten apology note reads, "I'm still so sorry I puked your vacuum. I will make it up to you too soon. Sorry." The note includes an image of a dog with a speech bubble saying, "He meant it!!"

A sign with the text "Drowning. So easy a child can do it" and an image of a hand reaching up through the water waves

A handwritten note reads: "Dear Soldier, My name is Donovan. I want to give you a happy Valentines card because you’re probably never to see your family again. So I want to let you know that I care. Sincerely, Donovan."

Missing Dog poster with a photo of a large dog named Tito. Poster describes Tito as a super loving, gentle giant, about 120 lbs, gray and white. Caption says "Please call."

A hand-drawn card with a heart and various doodles. Text reads: "I am sorry for your loss. Jerry from Colby. I love you. Morgan"

Birthday card with a serious-looking dog wearing a party hat. Text reads: "My niece can't read and bought me this birthday card… featured 'a cute dog with a party hat.' Die Already."

Street view at night of the "Owat C-H-U-R-C-H" building with illuminated pillars and windows in different colors

A church sign reads: "Jesus came with you on his mind." The background shows a street, trees, and a residential area

A sign in a window reads: "Shoot the kids, hang the family, frame them all," with different images, including a family photo, a mug, and a framed picture

Facebook post by [Name Redacted]: "Wow why are so many people staring at me on the train today? Feeling cute." Comment by [Name Redacted]: "It’s 9/11."

Heart-shaped light decoration on a beach at night with lounge chairs and umbrellas nearby. No people are visible

Child's drawing and handwritten note saying, "I herd wat you AND Dad doing last night. STOP" and showing two stick figures on beds labeled "my room" and "moms room."

Dozens of hammer-shaped cookies with blue icing are cooling on wire racks placed on a table

The image is of a stone plaque text: "The expedition of Major S.H. Long passed this point June 8, 1820 enroute to Rocky Mountains."

Poster titled "2013-2014 Butte Pirates Fall Athletics" with schedules and s for local businesses

Two squirrels on a grassy area interact with a small green and pink construction set, with one squirrel knocking over a piece

A black and white dog with a calm expression sits on a porch near a white wall

Front of Eternity Happens Christian Store with a "Going Out of Business!" banner above the entrance