" Every metre I park on campus , I would flip the tag onto my windscreen so that the parking constabulary thought I was already ticketed . "
In a recent post shared tor/AskReddit, site useru/Center_Power_Unitasked, “What illegal thing do you do on a regular basis?” Here are some of the most-upvoted responses:
observe : we ( obviously ) do n’t excuse these behaviour !
1.“When I was in college, parking was $500/semester which I couldn’t afford. I simply went to class each day until I got a parking ticket. I went online and paid the $50 fine but kept the ticket. Every time I parked on campus, I would toss the ticket onto my windshield so that the parking police thought I was already ticketed.”
" This work for two twelvemonth — I make $ 1000 worth of parking for $ 100 — and then I come out of class one sidereal day to encounter two tickets and a bank bill that said ' gracious endeavor . ' "
u / No_Community_2764
2.“When I was a kid I thought it was normal that we could buy movies the day after they came out from the lady in the chicken shop. I didn’t realise it was a crime until middle school when I told someone my grandma hadAvataron DVD and they said that was impossible since the movie was still in theatres.”
u / PlasticSchedule6349
3.“I’d like to know how many people cheat on their taxes just because they don’t know what they’re supposed to do/pay.”
u / StubbinMyNubbin
" I ’m suremanyof us ! The IRS caught me once , and I honestly had no estimation I was doing it wrong — evidently my accountant should have state me and they never did . But I got a unexampled controller who helped me rectify it and the IRS did n’t even charge me the fine in the end . "
u / eugenesnewdream
4.“I cut my own hair in my house, but I’m not registered as a hairdresser under the 1939 Hairdressers Act.”
u / TraditionalLion3451
5.“During football season I provide verbal accounts of the gamewithout consent of the NFL.”
u / UnprovenMortality
Writers notice — I had no idea about this , butyep , apparently“any usance of the program , or any pictures , descriptions , or accounts of the game without the NFL ’s consent is forbid . ” Oh …
6.“I illegally jaywalk all the time. I just can’t resist the thrill of crossing the street wherever I please.”
u / DarknessOverloadd
" I jaywalk like it ’s an Olympic variation . "
u / Vast_Permission4110
7.“I buy organic veggies and ring it up as non-organic at the self-checkout.”
u/1v1slappersonly
8.“I exceed the speed limit 80% of the time I’m behind the wheel. Not because I like driving fast but because I hate driving. I just want to get it over with. Teleporters can’t come soon enough.”
u / kirksucks
9.“I have not paid for any digital media (movies, music, software) since 2011.”
u / According_Ad860
10.“I drove a car without a title, registration or insurance for about six years. Going anywhere was constant anxiety of being pulled over. Glad those days are over.”
u / thai_iced_queef
11.“I shoplift from big chains. I do not care.”
u / AimBotLike
12.“I occasionally let my parking metre expire if I’m running a few minutes late, especially if there’s no risk of a ticket. It’s a minor infraction, but I try to be mindful of it. I understand that laws are in place for a reason, but sometimes life gets in the way, and we end up bending the rules a bit.”
u / No_Helicopter_5027
13.“Taking cuttings and propagating plants under patent. I’m a bad girl.”
u / thatsthewayihateit
14.“My landlord only allows two cats, but secretly, there’s four.”
u / Rare - Complaint1708
15.“Earlier this year in Western Australia, our state governmentchanged the plumbing lawsto allow homeowners to change their own tap washers and plunge their own toilet instead of having to hire a licensed plumber to do it.”
" So , fairly much all homeowner in Western Australia have been doing this illegal sh*t for yonks . But now that it ’s effectual , we have to find something else to whet our criminal minds ; perhaps having > 50 kg of murphy in your possession or my best-loved — collecting sea razz droppings ( guano ) without a licence . "
u / MehhicoPerth
16.“Sometimes I take a doughnut in the store and eat as I shop.”
u / Prestigious_Lock1659
17.“I started a shoplifting ring in my city and was eventually caught. I was arrested and had to go to jail.”
u / Ashluvsburritos
Shout out tor/AskRedditandu/Center_Power_Unitfor having this discussion.
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