leave alone it to theexperts , folks .

Imagine ordering something online, waiting days and receiving…

1.The world’s saddest violin:

2.The perfect birthday gift:

3.The slow cooker that will make the tastiest thimble of soup you’ve ever seen:

4.The world’s biggest shirt:

5.Custom pens that came out way too literal:

6.The biggest spoon this side of the mighty Mississipp':

7.Susie and Daryl’s dream:

8.An HD television for ants:

9.A beautiful dress for a rotisserie chicken:

10.A touching message:

11.A dust pan that is simply unreasonably large:

12.The perfect set of hangers for your 4 inch tall friends:

13.The mighty Mjölnir:

14.A touching note to mum:

15.A fan that’ll cool off a single square inch on your body:

16.The world’s tiniest cheese grater:

17.A tiny, little monitor:

18.Some very gently ripped jeans:

19.A rug that’s about one foot long:

20.A giant’s AirPod:

21.An ottoman for one foot at a time:

22.The world’s biggest spoon:

23.This absolutely LUSH rug:

24.A backpack that might be able to fit one or two pens:

25.A fridge that’s just a taaaad too tiny:

26.A sweater fit for a finger puppet:

27.The original analog tablet:

28.A teeny tiny eeny meeny phone:

29.The scariest scarecrow:

30.A futon that juuuuust misses covering the entire couch:

31.A storage box for precisely one tiny item:

32.A scale for weighing ANTS:

33.A cutting board the likes of which humanity has never seen before:

34.The exact opposite of a lawnmower:

35.A beautiful nightstand to store mayhaps a single grain of rice:

And Curt’s mistake:

A hand holding a tiny, realistic model of a violin with a bow

The image shows a shirt with a cartoon princess and text that reads, "This is for my daughter. Zoey's 8th birthday."

Person holding a miniature toy rice cooker still in its packaging. There is a tattoo on their finger

Man standing in a living room with arms outstretched, wearing a very large black shirt that extends past his fingertips

A hand holds a giant, reflective spoon in a cluttered garage. Various boxes and items are visible in the background

A hand holds an embroidery hoop featuring floral designs and the text: "If Susie can dream it, Daryl can build it."

A small TV

They ordered a pink spangled minidress and got a micro dress

A welcome sign

a giant dust pan

A hand holds a tiny wire hanger placed on its palm for size comparison

A smiling man holds a small replica of Thor's hammer Mjolnir in an outdoor setting with trees in the background

A wrapped gift bouquet with a card. The card reads: "My mum is 91, so please knock on the front window & go to the back door, she is a bit deaf and slow."

A tiny fan

A tiny cheese grater

A tiny monitor next to a full-size keyboard

Side-by-side of white jeans

A tiny rug

A giant AirPod

A tiny ottoman

a ridiculously big wooden spoon

A bedroom scene featuring a bed, a tiger-shaped rug on the floor, an open closet with clothes, and a desk with books and a chair

A tiny backpack

A small fridge

A tiny sweater

A box with a piece of stone instead of a tablet

A small phone

A small wolf

A tiny cushion on a futon

A small box

A tiny scale

A cutting board higher than the stove

An oven mitt

A tiny storage unit

Close-up of a work jacket with a name that's supposed to be "Curt" but looks like the c-word, with caption "I think I should've chosen a different font for my work jacket"