The presidential argumentation between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump is a nighttime that ’ll go down in Twitter story .
If you clicked on this article, you either had thefrustratingpleasure of watching last night’s presidential debate and youneedto seehow people are reacting,or you avoided it but want to knowwhat everyone’s saying. Either way, here are the best jokes:
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Does anyone want to hang out this weekend to do transgender surgical process on illegal aliens in prison this weekend my mom said I can bring a booster
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SHE ’S PUTTING youngster IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE get along OUT BLUEBERRIESpic.twitter.com/2TGhRm4JTc
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Kamala saidpic.twitter.com/GNRqUyD5Qb
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as funny as this is at times . i also just feel so crazy to my stomach knowing that so many people are watching this hearing everything trump is say and consider yassss <3 he ’s so sassy <3 we require him <3
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being a moderator is a brainsick job , just baby-sit and take heed for a full moment and saying " thank you , but nobody is run through frankfurter "
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miserable central funniest moment was when horn tried to bestow up the blackwash attempt and David Muir told him to move on
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outflank : They ’re eating the dogs!Kamala : I wo n’t take your guns , I abide strapped!Joe Biden : pic.twitter.com / Jfs36M6egq
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Harris : JD Vance said you would sign a internal abortion ban . trumpet : pic.twitter.com / y1qy1k9Sz9
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“ That ’s why I got imply in the taliban.”pic.twitter.com/YSLNIf0Bj5
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“ There is no Department of State in this country where it is effectual to kill a baby after it ’s born ” should n’t be the flex that it is but we live in hell so
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someone cry “ TAYLOR SWIFT ENDORSED ” at kamala harris during her speech is the modern paul revere
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Abdul , the mind of the Taliban , being wake up by his assistantpic.twitter.com/68tiaX9X7I
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Got ta stay on my toes in case my mom is still examine to abort me.#Debate2024
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" I have concept of a plan " - me all sidereal day at piece of work when someone asks for an update
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volaille and Cows hearing that Dogs and Cats are being use up nowpic.twitter.com/xzvI8KMn9X
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" and this mo- former president 🙂 " SHE WANTED TO GAG HIM SO BAD LMFAOOOOOO 😭 😭 😭 #Debate2024pic.twitter.com / YkYE9J2BsL
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A mean solar day in the Life of an Immigrant , allot to Donald Trump:- heat up in jail- get your transgender operation- for breakfast , dog- take over Seattle- for dinner , cat
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We went from murk babies at 9 calendar month of gestation to immigrants steal & eating positron emission tomography . 😩 Pls . I need some water.#PresidentialDebate
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Biden belike at the house smiling facing in the wrong focussing from the tv
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Trump : She ’s drop dead to take your gunKamala : Bitch I have a torpedo
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taylor swift hear people were eating cats & she stood tf up
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This nigga trump said “ they eating dogs ” then they told him it ’s not true then he say “ well i saw it on tv ” 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 u ca n’t make this cocksucker up#Debate2024
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Call Kamala a Springfield occupant bc she ate
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TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT ARE IN PRISON is like woke mad libs omg love
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If I place you this it entail you vocalize insane.#Debate2024pic.twitter.com / Tf4pGiPJcH
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The babies trace up for they execution : pic.twitter.com/7Yy8dPWpOg
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veridical photo from the debate stagepic.twitter.com/RsLGKZWH8E
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Kamala ’s facial expressionspic.twitter.com/T01IwQxxkG
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This is the minute he knew he was cookedpic.twitter.com/fZRl7YUtTd
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PARTNER : Do you have the motion drafted?ASSOCIATE : I have concepts of the apparent movement .
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“ we got Taylor”pic.twitter.com/9hF00voNoA
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Donald Trump : They ’re eating the cad ! They ’re eating the cats!pic.twitter.com / f2qv6G3Nns
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We ’d wish to announce that while we are not a hotel , we are a concept of a hotel .
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Transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison?!pic.twitter.com / udHvzcKwvD
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“ We did a phenomenal job in the pandemic ” - dude , you recommended people interpose bleach.#Debate2024
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" post - birth abortion are illegal in everystate " stop it Linsey Davis!#Debate2024pic.twitter.com / wip8uVsgha
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Donald Trump was n’t going to shake Kamala Harris ’s hand . She forced him to . Dominance . erotic love it.#Debate2024#peopleforkamala
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really glad i came back in metre for#Debate2024pic.twitter.com / DFSoado2qo
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This debate better than baddies#Debate2024
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Eating pets?????????#debate2024pic.twitter.com/8K7qIDIpP5
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Person interviewing me for a job : Do you have a program to do this role?Me : I have concepts of a plan.#Debate2024
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cats getting ate except for mine
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Side streak … her mug is everything and these berm pads are lethal . Give her her thing right now . 🤌🏾#Debate2024pic.twitter.com / qHMuePcGc4
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same Kamala , same#Debate2024pic.twitter.com/8Cszb6FvSo
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Has anyone ever succeed a disputation by yell “ they ’re eating the cad ”
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Do NOT sit in the first 5 rows if you see the argument in IMAXpic.twitter.com/0ZuBoan5dd
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i stopped listened for like seven second and Trump was literally tattle about eat dog ?
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We got ta stay focused but I experience you lmaohttps://t.co/5poF23oL6f
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Oh ABC said they are not CNN and you do n’t get to say whatever you require ! !
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TURN ON KAMALA ’S MIC SO WE CAN HEAR HER LAUGH
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I ca n’t believe “ they ’re eating the detent ” was a REBUTTAL to “ You say eldritch stuff at your rallies ”
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There ’s a woman at the prevention who is cheering the public debate at unpredictable interval and I was completely ineffective to cipher out her government until we realized she ’s playing bingo
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the noncitizen after their transgender operationspic.twitter.com/FD8LD6kAEQ
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Fact checkers after only 9 minutes of the#PresidentialDebatepic.twitter.com / Rq896PLMby
