Be safe out there , the great unwashed .
2.The person who is going to have the best Christmas ever, safety be damned:#
3.The person who was kind enough to make sure the dresser stayed put on the highway:#
4.The person driving the very chic camo-car:#
5.The person driving with a bumper television:#
6.The person driving with a car full of bricks as if they’re a cartoon character:#
7.The most relaxed person in the world:#
8.The person driving with a shield buffer:#
9.The person driving with the JinpachiTekken 2haircut:#
10.The person driving with an EXTENDED ladder:#
11.The person playing Car Jenga:#
12.The person clutching a plank of wood for dear life:#
13.The person who definitely won’t regret putting a big ol' tank of propane on the back of their car:#
14.The person driving a whoooole bunch of loose rocks:#
15.The Tire King:#
16.The person driving with a car looking like this:#
17.The person driving with an open trunk full of projectiles:#
18.The person driving a “rusty” tire:#
19.The person filling up their tank while puffin' on a big ol' cig:#
20.The person driving without lights in the rain:#
21.The person driving with a dang SNOWMOBILE on top of their car:#
22.The person driving with the gas nozzle still connected:#
23.The person driving with the world’s smoothest tire:#
24.The person driving on the eye of Sauron:#
25.The person whose truck lost its battle with the beach:#
26.The person whose car tire is almost comically destroyed:#
27.The person having a scenic drive down the bike path:#
28.The person who should’ve never left the high seas:#
29.The person with Mt. Marcy on top of their car:#
30.The person who gave their car a nice impromptu interior wash:#
31.The person who took a wrong turn. A very, very wrong turn:#
32.And the person holding on for dear life to some loose wood:#































