" Just because the deodourant says 48 hours does n’t mean you should challenge it . "
The end of the month is here, which means it’s that time when I share some of the funniest viral tweets from Twitter this month! So here are some jokes to give you that much-needed laugh:
And follow the accounts that made you express mirth so your Twitter timeline will be even dear !
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that " light " & " lose " be bally Y’ALL ASS UP !
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flight attendant articulate they ’re out of gingerale … ok so why am I even on this plane
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THEY LAUGHED AT ME FOR BRINGING TUMS TO THE CLUB BUT GUESS WHAT NOW THEYRE ALL ASKING ME FOR FUCKING TUMS IN THE CLUB
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my picayune comrade has his google medico up on his goggle box bc he ’s writing a short story and i just went wow you are brave i could never have my writing up like that and he just go “ well i m not compose festal fanfiction ” in front of both our parentspic.twitter.com/MnVHVLt4ON
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I ’m down bad aright now 😭 pic.twitter.com/eqE2aXbBpm
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Oh you ’re a sunny pair ? Which one of you tell “ I have a headache ” and which one of you take “ Did you salute water today ? ”
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you ’ll be having a undecomposed solar day and then someone your age says they ’re bribe a house
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LA creative directors will be like “ shot and title by me ” and it ’s just a grainy TV of some chick wearing underclothing
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we used to care so much more about the olympics . when those moving-picture show of michael phelps smoking a bong came out my uncle enjoin “ this ca n’t be take place ” and go for a movement
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she call me apple the way I be in cider
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“ And who is your primary care doctor ” three unlike urgent tutelage in a trench coat , sister
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Why did no one order me you could go to jury duty dressed for a yoga year ? Because my dumbass depict up like I ’m on an installment of Scandal .
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If I ’m being honest I do n’t even cognise my instagram watchword
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i go for one day my wikipedia page links to yours
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In times of strain I always return to a classicpic.twitter.com/HrrrN82lgP
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i was reason w this petty girl on roblox cause she call me a dumb 12 twelvemonth previous so i told her i m 25 why she say “ girl go clock in ” hunky-dory girl now i m pissed
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Telling parent about your problems is like append another problem to your life .
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what is so realistic about gender and the city is her friends never read her niggling articles
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physician : do you smoke or drinkme : yesdoctor : okme : are u mad at me
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why does it find so vulnerable to inquire about the soup of the daypic.twitter.com/SslkQJROyz
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TSA necessitate me if the durag was religious I enounce Lowkey
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Just because the deodorant says 48 hour , it does n’t mean you should challenge it
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How it feels when you have a hyperfixation / special involvement that nobody else in your supporter group cares aboutpic.twitter.com/EZMSOETGf4
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Kamala right now : pic.twitter.com/37J9GgF4ZH
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Reading in seam with the grass pen repose on the other pillowpic.twitter.com/IWFpJdgtpZ
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i would do dead anything for my friends except answer their text message
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when the creative person says the album name in a random trackpic.twitter.com/NuCLlnDh1H
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Not mehttps://t.co/q8NcufQWsMpic.twitter.com/R9vME8e27y
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asking your coach to explain something for the 2nd timepic.twitter.com/IxvZDmScpg
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British people when they see a drone : pic.twitter.com / ghQbel6tL5
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( direct backshots)he ’s … . right behind me is n’t he
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I survive It : The Person I ’ve Been Talking Shit About Was Really Nice To Me Today
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I calculate getting laminate feel good asf for the newspaper
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when you ’re on ssri’spic.twitter.com/RfZbLcXasl
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impossible to answer when my parent ask for birthday gift ideas , like sorry mum everything i want decent now is either $ 400 or something you should never have sex about
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rewatching the dark knight and i m weep at how he ai n’t do it it was the Joker until he took off the masquerade 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/xdijCh6EDT
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This is what being in your 20s looks likepic.twitter.com/8l7JKLoC2e
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There ’s a mirror in my parents ’s planetary house that could give body dysmorphia to a dog
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Homegirl and I suppose my vape died but we just got a bang after allow it posture for an hourpic.twitter.com/VApZuOtiPf
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The worst part about losing your proficient eater is knowing they ai n’t lose they appetite 💔 💔
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Meetings ? Girl , I ’m watching the Olympics have some decency .
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me when i could n’t help but wonderpic.twitter.com/lYXpaW8xz1
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gravel so gamy I thought I acknowledge someone named Ian
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nobody : clocks at 6:50pm : pic.twitter.com / eWUAzDhH7 g
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Me : I detest this escape room . mamma : check calling the family reunification that .
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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercial for birthing control .
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When you smoke at your parents house and you hear the central turnpic.twitter.com/5wZfF7DGSq
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it ’s so funny to need a masters degree . like relax
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coworker just told me she did nt like me when i first start up … we work from fuckin home and interact on teamspic.twitter.com/YRMokC1QXe
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lead PTO is great bc you get to descend back to work more stressed than before but with a burn
55.
Just tried a “ sorry this is my first day ” to a customer ’s question and he was like I saw you here two weeks ago !
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“ Can you explicate the gap in your resume?”“Sure are you familiar with not pose job ? ”
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You may conceive no one is there for you , but there ’s laundry . Laundry is always there for you .
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One metre a protagonist of mine was cleaning his spicy mess of a room and found a whole rotisserie Gallus gallus under his layer . I did n’t answer his calls for 2 daylight after he told me that . I needed space .
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my AC been on for 16 day ’s straight , i hope ConEd take klarna
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When you ’ve finished all the little puzzles on your telephone before 8:30pic.twitter.com / s1eIrDFXRB
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cancel my therapy sitting to go meet the reasonableness hahaha
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I detest open IG n dem flash ass songs behind y’ all image attack me
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I sense like a exclusive mother of three takingcare of myself
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Me run short home after make a fool of myself in the clubpic.twitter.com/rnjBxb9vsh
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" Scariest movie ever"Me after watching said moviespic.twitter.com/aZ5mZNGyiP
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Why is everyone hunky-dory with the way “ Siobhan ” is articulate ?
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y’ all be order espresso martinis to be fancy beef your breath fucken stank !
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Situationships are hellpic.twitter.com/PRhm27rpyL
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said you want a holy terror summer and now count at you on antibiotics 😕
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Put on your slutty wearing apparel babe , we ’re move to Chili ’s
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a 2 - Clarence Day weekend is actually a 0 -day weekend : saturday is for catching up and sunday is ruined by the pressure of being last . the only True 2 - Day Weekend is a 4 - twenty-four hours weekend ( where the middle two days operate as the proper weekend , free of all baggage )
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good will full of shein what ’s the point of living any longer
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go to the lav at 3 am using a middle school schoolfellow ’s linkedin profile as a flashlight
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i love the day after a cookout i be eating ribs & mac n high mallow at 9 am
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i ca n’t take acid with vile people i ’ll start screaming
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A toddler in their “ why ” phase make you realize how niggling you know .
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join a poly relationship and kicking the primary one out
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Me n my swain when we con we both chisel on each otherpic.twitter.com/f2qIWCF99 g
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i do n’t know what to believepic.twitter.com/nyT5uc5F24
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edit TikTok this dawning so now I ’m reading before bedpic.twitter.com/kOryBGOJUk
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PE in High School was insane bc wdym I just ran a mile , have 5 hour to go to change & refresh , & now I have to pose in Math year for an hour ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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“ Let ’s get a table outside”Me : pic.twitter.com / tiXm0O1H7h
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Just ordered a bloomin Allium cepa at Outback Steakhouse and my server said “ great pick , one hundred emoji ”
