Jokes about a campaigner for frailty president of the United States and whether he had sex with a lounge were not on my 2024 beano poster .
Sigh Yesterday, we talked about a videoDonald Trump Jr. shared — of his own free will — in which he calls his 17-year-old daughter “sexy.“And now, today, we have to discuss why people are joking about Donald Trump’s running mate, J.D. Vance, unverifiably having sex with a couch.
This election has a lot of uncomfortable sexual theme .
Alrighty: If you didn’t know, J.D. Vance is the author of his 2016 memoirHillbilly Elegy,a book that details his upbringing in Middletown, Ohio. And earlier this week,wild rumors began circulating online, suggesting there is a passage in the book where Vance describes a moment in his younger years when he simulated sex with a couch by anchoring a rubber glove between two cushions.
To be clear , the Cutand several other outlets have combed throughHillbilly Elegy ’s Thomas Nelson Page and foundno grounds that such a passage exists , but this did not stop the internet from running with the gag .
Then, adding fuel to the already growing “he fucked a couch” flames,AP seemed to publishandlater removea fact-checking article titled “No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch.”
A note on the article ’s previous destination read , " This story did not go through our received redaction operation and has been off . "
Pretty funny that the AP pubbed a “ jd vance did NOT have gender with a couch ” factcheck but even funnier that they deleted it lol
Spurred on by the removal of the article, some jokingly suggested AP took the article down because they could not technically prove Vance has never had relations with a couch in private.
What I enjoy about this AP thing is that " well , this only proves he did n’t * write * about having sex activity with a couch " is the exact affair I would say as an editor in chief , & everyone would get demented at me for shit the headline less risible , and I would remind them that being like this is my caper
And alas, the memes were born:
JD Vance pauses the video herepic.twitter.com/zQOk0ffg5 gigabyte
jd vances first born shaver : pic.twitter.com/8m7ugO5FbP
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JD V*ncepic.twitter.com / WR3nXNJqPe
JD Vance upsetting his wife on purpose so he has to sleep on the couch
Of course JD Vance went off on cat-o'-nine-tails ladies . Have you view what a computerized axial tomography can do to a sofa ?
I do n’t really care what JD Vance did it did n’t do . I just hope it was a attached relationship with furniture and not one nightstand .
“ I desire to really experience you tho ” - jd vancepic.twitter.com/NBT4nl48fR
my favorite throuplepic.twitter.com/4CDkg9zHR7
So yeah. Now we have a candidate for Vice President of the United States who people half-heartedly believe may or may not have stuffed a glove in-between two cushions to pump a sofa. What a time to be alive!
I wish how JD Vance ’s medium squad now has to ensure he never does an interview sit around on a lounge .
