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Well, it’s almost time for another work week — but first, here are some funny job tweets that recently went viral.
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We made it to Friday y’allpic.twitter.com/pXGtYlNldQ
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( in line of work interview)my greatest strong point is how quickly i can make a hostile oeuvre environment and my big failing is that i love too deeply and i m constantly befriend bastard multitude . i have no experience as a barista .
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soft launch your call out the next solar day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a fiddling uncanny
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me at my bighearted girl jobpic.twitter.com/6oDaqffLYB
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doing this at workhttps://t.co/O6UTRS6ltl
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yeah i ’m a first answerer . to his texts
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Today is precisely two years since my aunty took my CV to see what she can do .
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this is how your email finds mepic.twitter.com/wXLQhE3fXq
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kvetch while make the occupation done > > > > > > > > https://t.co/dPOJzdk6sH
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I ’m HIRING ! ! ! looking for someone to take care of meFull Time .
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Lmfao we had an in person meeting today and son say let ’s just have a moment of silence and this peeress yelled out “ FOR FRANKY BEVERLY I cognise THATS RIGHT ” and he was just like well no … for 9/11 😭 https://t.co/wi3HBydfht
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My coworkers : “ See you tomorrow ! ” 😃 Me when I clock out : pic.twitter.com / DrfuNbb4Zv
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just got in trouble for say “ thanks everyone ” in the oeuvre gc after i asked a question and nobody suffice it
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Received a scathing electronic mail charge me of something I did not do , I responded with receipts but it was disregard and rather I ’m get a headphone apology ? After ccing everybody ? No Ma’am . We will warm up wish till regard is cookeddd
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Occupation : “ Can you hear me ? Okay , Let me share my screen”pic.twitter.com/kfBOPOnybt
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covering fire missive are so embarrassing . why am i compose a dear letter to this email job
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Someone steal the C and L off my work besties doorway , which I hazard was probably pretty predictable in hindsight…pic.twitter.com/G8E4DkWpHg
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I have to tell a node that the ship carrying her countertops is being held up by pirates and it is too early for this aright now
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Me lying at oeuvre : https://t.co / p2xypj8bzI
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Bro is fired.pic.twitter.com/afYDpC7bjx
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when you triple check an email before sendingpic.twitter.com/ylU0dSEAUj
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sorry mamma i guess you do n’t get itpic.twitter.com/diA39VkGGW
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i have sex it when i stump the IT guy . aha you thought this would be a quick tag . just remote in , cluck one button , and make me look like a fool . but alas , i have be intimate things up more than you could ’ve opine
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STOP MAKING ME CREATE AN ACCOUNT WHEN enforce FOR A MF JOOOOOOOOOOBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pic.twitter.com / bNZN2colSf
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after saying “ nothing from my end ” at the technical all handspic.twitter.com/AGaM5BaCaA
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i no longer dislike Mon , i ’m mature now , i dislike the whole calendar week
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Me going to the job I implore forpic.twitter.com/NZNnWvrqIj
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deep admiration for my lil work mouse mat , it gives me so much pleasure just looking at itpic.twitter.com/k70TJHUATw
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Told my 56 - twelvemonth - old coworker that I ’m a bite anti - social and he say “ yeah I noticed that about you , you do n’t of necessity fire up up a room ”
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gen z working in health care is so funny.nurse told me i lost 7 pounding at my post - op appt then gon say “ yesss skinny queen i ca n’t even find the shank ” like 🤭 🤭 🤭 🤭 ikdr sister
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The biggest problem with finding another job is I do n’t want one
