" They ’re saying Beyoncé might fall to the Lunch and Learn seminar at piece of work today . "
Happy Monday, folks! Do you see how I’ve compiled this stellar list of Black tweets to start your week with a laugh? Very demure of me. Very mindful. Very cutesy.
I started to say “ very demure ” once I saw adult male detest it , bc there ’s no reason people who have been say “ character prick ” , “ sensational ” and “ labor p ” should be so compact 😂 🤚 🏽
Here are the funniest Black tweets that graced my timeline:
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There ’s a clean protrusion of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue whypic.twitter.com/r3Z7Vnua6 thymine
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Why keep back it like a new apartment winder ? 😭 😭 https://t.co/zBk68OxZw9
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My dada so fucking cheap . Why he sample to give my little brother the same layer our granddaddy died in
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Michelle came to the DNC like : pic.twitter.com / j1k7dfh2G3
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The fact that Michelle and Barack are both great speech givers is insane . I hump Malia and Sasha were run THROUGH IT when they got in hassle and it was lecture metre .
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I told bae we can put $ 1 in a jar once a twelvemonth and when the kids turn 18 we can give it to them . He say what they plump do with $ 18 😂 😂 😂 I ’m screaming
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it ’s timehttps://t.co/VszpkxUN08pic.twitter.com/U5D6GMzmFV
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Black Twitter to TMZ right now : pic.twitter.com / UfavyXFB4Y
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They ’re aver Beyoncé might come to the Lunch and Learn seminar at work today
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They talk bout “ actress ” like she ai n’t period of play for them 🤣 🤣 😭 pic.twitter.com/2MR3k6nzFs
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Ingrown hair is so childish to me because why are you actually trapped?Be arise & push through without induce a shot .
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When Keyshia Cole babble out “ I use to think that I was n’t okay enough . ” I do n’t spill the beans that part . Cus I ai n’t never mean no shite like that.pic.twitter.com/ZTlWUmJnDq
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Y’all saying I ’m kitty-cat but y’ all did n’t see her 😒 pic.twitter.com/rYKKNMG8QA
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I burned my Word waffle just a lil snatch and every 2 min he hold it up to me say “ await ” .. i see it goddammit
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kamala finna be in the cecred salon by next workweek
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https://t.co/CvttFuStDdpic.twitter.com/hOZRD9ClXJ
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eubstance so tea boston had a company for it
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Nobody : Beyoncé : When I found out what my cousin Man - Man used to be doing on them corners , I knew I wanted to fetch his imaginativeness to the man . My new vegan weed , BeyLoud , is paired with essential oils to … .
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Michelle Obama make out out with the ponytail . She by all odds ai n’t play this election . That ’s the “ we ready for a fight ” hair . Ain’t no more “ we go high”.#DNC2024
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Michelle and Barack tonight . Honk the horn em!pic.twitter.com / TF9MhiT830
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Michelle said Trump is seeking a BLACK JOB and I ’m running around my house slapping the air high five ! ! !
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When that edible start to kick in that you took 2 hours ago 😂 😭 pic.twitter.com/IjcEURbR1J
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When a black char prepare this face , dickhead is about to attain the fan.pic.twitter.com/wbiqfcFvrk
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hour at my work just called me today and I thought I was in hassle 😭 , only for them to state me that my babe has been emailing them every day , telling them to increase my remuneration 😭 😭 😭 🤣
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Y’all cogitate Michelle made Barack backspace “ Not Like Us ” when he was type up us playlist ?
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It ’s 3 pm Friday . It ’s 95 + degrees . I do n’t see that e-mail and that electronic mail do n’t see me
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Fitzgerald saw that a blackened woman was running for prexy and lock away in immediately.pic.twitter.com/yksmKVLtx4
