The Sabrina Carpenter one , LOL .
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
If you liked these tweets , verify to give these user a follow for more funny content !
1.
they just put me in charge or the pharmacypic.twitter.com/IWIT7V7Tnc
2.
when i ’m being chased but the killers are jenna ortega and sabrina carpenter from the perceptiveness medicine videopic.twitter.com/JtHEaRPqon
3.
My dogs when they smell another dog has spend a penny in their normal piss spotspic.twitter.com/ORZJygrXPf
4.
[ Angriest I ’ve ever been in my life ] : sure , that works !
5.
🗣 ️ TELL THEM THAT PASSWORD SHARING IS VERY CUTESY AND VERY DEMURE ! ! Please!!https://t.co / LK6ykkRa60
6.
how am I supposed to say DEADASS in Spanish ? ? ? CULO MUERTO ? ? ?
7.
The suitcase of salad in the back of my fridge while I order a pizza.pic.twitter.com/ktQvZmKiEE
8.
“ you ’re so tight ” hell yeah i cogitate you ’re cool too
9.
Mom : “ You have to learn to do things yourself ! ! What will you do when I draw away?”Me : pic.twitter.com / FfZrJiqwot
10.
" There was a problem with your last payment"pic.twitter.com / ed7xyCy8i0
11.
julio died or something???pic.twitter.com / YPy7TfwMkw
12.
before swell kiss u they give u this lookpic.twitter.com/BpRhjxNdUJ
13.
Me : We really need to be serious about our language around the kids . Husband : why?3 year old snuggles down on the couch with a blanket : * rustle * this is cozy as piece of ass . hubby : I see .
14.
await why was he kinda serving Sabrina Carpenter herepic.twitter.com/PnRGzNfn5o
15.
gay person : I ’m gaystraight person : I ’m straightbi person : I ’m bisexualmy roommate who texts me every time he ’s gon na cook an onion plant : pic.twitter.com / mDJk2p0lDX
16.
JD Vance trying to order donutspic.twitter.com/JiVOTfSINz
17.
i ’m build different . like incorrectly i believe .
18.
me : give it to me straight docdoctor : you have seven month to liveme : give it to me gay docdoctor : it ’s give seven calendar month
19.
https://t.co/S0M9eovFeIpic.twitter.com/F6jV8Mk921
20.
when a random girl ask me for a pad and i actually do have one 🦋 ✨ 🧚 🏽 ♀ ️ 🌸 https://t.co / zUGRoQKGFc
21.
“ i ’m a top ” “ i ’m a bottom ” okay well I’M gon na pop some tags , only got $ 20 in my pocket
22.
become ungovernablepic.twitter.com/JKP6B00NOA
Like reading funny weekend tweets? Check out more of themhere.
