I must hold , the Arabian tea getting swallow up by the moose pillow got me for about three seconds .
As fur baby parents, we know our children can be a gift, or the reason why we can’t have nice things.
But I have waaay more fun laughing at ya’ll’s pet problems than my own, so enjoy 20 hilariously ratchet pet tweets:
1.If the cat can fit in it, it’s the cat’s bed. These are the rules.
Been doing some horticulture … just planted my cat.#InternationalCatDaypic.twitter.com / a7QJN2kjfk
2.Yeah, but if you smile after stressing your owner out, it doesn’t count.
Shoutout to my dog who escaped out the front door at 6:30 this dawn , sprint down the front dance step , and jumped into someone ’s car while they had the threshold open.pic.twitter.com/zEkuAwvafI
3.Because what is the context? Because what is the plan?
This was my dog ’s expression after I told him orbicular markets were collapsingpic.twitter.com/ZxikMslO74
4.The cat said, LOL JK thanks for the new blanket!
i late purchased these two rose tees , just this past monday , and they ’ve already arrived ! ( please justify my cat ; she ’s eager to be part of everything . 😭 ) give thanks you,@CielorStore ! i ’ll be leave the other shirt to@bini_aiahas a gift ! 🥺 # Cielor#Bemyangel#beckysangelspic.twitter.com / IlrWH0RKjX
5.Imagine waking up to this art. Make the cat an Etsy immediately!
y’ all … .. i know you wo n’t believe me but for some reason my cat pee’d a perfect bedding sculpture of a cat?????pic.twitter.com / cKGhOzHy6p
6.Because this is his town now!!!
i love when my cat tug reach the bathroom door the same way a cowpuncher would wear spread out the doorway to a saloon
7.An icon, truly.
Just remember my cat does n’t know shit about diddly-shit . Not even 2 + 2 . Never conceptualize bigotry in her psyche even once . God she dispatch
8.ADMIT IT!
[ manoeuvre to my cat , holler at my boyfriend ] : “ ADMIT SHE ’S A TINY babe . ”
9.No lie, you had me for three seconds.
For a schism second I thought something had move terribly , biblically incorrect with my catpic.twitter.com/YQWONLs0hm
10.Because no one is allowed peace in places they live in for free.
me on my way to mess with my dog who ’s minding her own businesspic.twitter.com/pbWcJN4WHt
11.Perhaps you were. Apologize.
( 2 s after scolding my dog-iron for valid reasons ) perhaps i was too harsh on the boy
12.So who’s really bad here?
whenever my frank does something spoiled i remember that i am the one who decided countenance an animal live in my business firm so that ’s on me
13.Werk, queen.
got a photo update from my dogsitter & rather of appear at my dog , i can only look at this DIVA on the left WHO IS SHEpic.twitter.com/X8xcvVKjnT
14.Unfortunately, I don’t see the problem here.
Not to bring out myself for being mute — but the veterinary told me my domestic dog had a spot that might be a malignant melanoma and the first tidings out of my mouth were “ oh that does bleed in our family . ” Like , I really forgot for a sec that I did not give nascence to her .
15.Because, what are we eating??
My dog when she get a line me open up the fridge : pic.twitter.com/3Vrx2NrmVr
16.It does seem a little harsh, TBH.
not saying my frump is dramatic , but he is currently protest because I wo n’t let him exhaust a beef curry that ’s been drop on the floorpic.twitter.com/98a6MdaCid
17.How can we join the bird is the real question?
I empathise in theory that my razzing ca n’t take . but I only ever line her cage with uplifting newspaper story just in case . she does n’t need to know that the world is a bad place
18.What exactly are you stressed about?!
i make love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader
19.This doesn’t seem like a tough decision, but let us know.
I could be generative or I could scratch my bounder ’s trivial pot and say “ look at dis tummy ” I am still decide on my course of action but it will in all likelihood be the tummy matter
20.And finally, literally, scoot over. Little baby looks so comfortable.
Noticing that my dog has gather himself into layer like a human will never get oldpic.twitter.com/3gZWx2WGIe
