" I actually despise hacker on a molecular story but not for being hackers , for using their skills to be annoying sh*****s rather of doing sh * * like wipe out my debt or raise my credit scotch . " — @MaceAhWindu
Unfortunately what I’m about to tell you is something you’ve probably gotten used to hearing.A class action lawsuit issparking the claim that every single US citizen’s social security number was leaked in a data breach earlier this year. To be clear, NBC News reported that right now the claim is unsubstantiated, and there isn’t a reason for panic since “many people’s numbers have already been leaked in previous hacks.”
But when has that ever stopped the internet from coping through humor? Here are 20 tweets about this alleged mess:
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The hackers after they use my social security number and start getting calls from debt collectorspic.twitter.com/C7LWecz8mw
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I actually despise hackers on a molecular level but not for being hackers . For using their skills to be annoying shitters or else of doing whoreson like wiping out my debt or call down my course credit account . roll in the hay you lolhttps://t.co/ZENjyLHFDl
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y all wanna hack everything but the student loanword debt departmentpic.twitter.com/N560UIAq0z
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The hackers when they see my money box accounthttps://t.co/PeCDL3ORFZpic.twitter.com/ovCXrVPMTC
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Hackers steal every American ’s social security number???All yours buddy . Enjoy my debt and lack of property or assets
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cyberpunk : i know your social security numberme : that makes one of us
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“ They have your social security system number ! ! ! ! ” And ? Who cares . So does every job I ’ve ever work and they ’ve steal far more from me than any hacker ever could .
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Social security numbers being leaked , fruit decompose presently as you buy it , artists wo n’t stop touring , school supplies expensive , bill due everyday , ai n’t no money around this medium frequency , we got a outlaw running for president , I need my fundament done . This too much.pic.twitter.com/vFj2GbUHIQ
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People with bad credit hearing every Social Security number was stolen.pic.twitter.com/1reYXStqhb
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Me with my 400 credit scorepic.twitter.com/7Q1efQha8l
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I make love how everyone is just chillin about getting their societal security measures hack . Bc literally wtf are we theorize to do ?
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Every single American chequer their cant accounts after their Social Security Number gets leakedpic.twitter.com/6fx4DIJ03c
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I find like since the administration let our societal security bit get drive everybody slate should be wiped clean .
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we are so cooked.pic.twitter.com/JmsFE43F8w
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Everyone ? lolpic.twitter.com/8SVQUZqgE3
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Mfs might hack into my motherfucker and resolve to aid me out
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Only one thing left to do- exact everything as fraud . I know a blessing in camouflage when I see onepic.twitter.com/8ZQ8meVKql
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can i sue the us 💀 ?
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Now how did they do that ? ? ? Welp skilful fate using even half of those Socials there ’s a band of folk in debt 😂
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Dear hacker , Can you please erase all my debt and increase my credit score . Also I ’d wish to receive a cashiers check for $ 2,000,000 . 00Thanks in onward motion
Ok, now that we’ve had our fun, it’s my job to remind you that, according toreports, the leak likely included partial and incorrect data, and the scale is unknown.
