From sneakers , to Bibles , to digital trading cards . Ca n’t await to see what ’s next .
He’s gotten into the sneaker business.
He’s moonlighted as a Bible salesman.
Happy Holy Week ! lease ’s Make America Pray Again . As we lead into Good Friday and Easter , I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless The USA Bible.@TheLeeGreenwoodhttps://t.co/1KK5QgVK85pic.twitter.com / XoCIeGDpAg
And last week, he dipped his toes into photo books.
Trump has another book coming out for the bargain price of just $ 99.pic.twitter.com/JsZXn4134C
But I’m pretty sure his latest venture is his most random yet.
By “popular demand” the former president is making a new series of “digital trading cards”:
This is a actual video Donald Trump just postedpic.twitter.com/YigJ26hrAf
For the low price of $99, you can get one of ‘em.
The cards are, um, unique.
There’s one where he’s completely jacked holding a ball with a Bitcoin logo:
There’s this one with another Bitcoin logo:
There’s this one where he’s some sort of Bitcoin warrior:
If you buy 15 of them, you can get an actual physical card with a piece of his suit from the debate.
If you buy 75 cards, you can even get dinner with him!
What a deal!
People can’t believe this whole thing is real, especially so close to the election.
HOW is this realhttps://t.co/t3fzfNZXPG
“The Harris campaign should just run this ad in all the swing states,” one person said.
The Harris campaign should just run this ad in all the swing stateshttps://t.co/2k3LNvXV73
Another person compared it to anSNLskit
This is like an SNL skit or something . 🤣 https://t.co/cnt0OZD1gI
And this person simply said, “Holy shit, we’re in a fever dream lol”
Holy horseshit , we ’re in a fever dreaming lol
What a time to be alive!
