" Cosmically Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez had to split up in order for Oasis to reunify . "

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Your first legit SkySports subscription as a man is like getting your first Roley . I remember feel like Will Smith in chase of happiness

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got so inebriated last night i message the ting tinkle on instagram

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Him when we ’re kissinghttps://t.co/tBvUgw5fXp

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Not even halfway through a waiting line to get into the website and my mum is evoke to band Wembley and need for tickets ‘ like she did for Knebworth ’ . About to explode

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This attend like the cast of a BBC sci - fi show for kids from 2006https://t.co/Srra8entSk

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Ooo look at me I got haven tickets ooo I ’m so authoritative . You’ll ascertain me at catfish and the bottlemen in white hart lane or wherever the fuck they are play . Way better gig fit to be so good ca n’t wait .

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mum asking me to reverberate Ticketmaster for ticket & explicate that the webpage isn’t available 👍 🏼 great advice thank you did n’t cogitate of that

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haven are so in demandpic.twitter.com/aPTfSDmNRl

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pretending not to care about the haven presale email so it come along in my inbox soonerpic.twitter.com/0TjYuEcq8R

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Banning smoking from pub garden ? ? Why not blackball the stars from the sky ? ?

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Noel Gallagher sending his kids to individual schooltime because he did n’t want them to terminate up ‘ talking like Ali G ’ was understandably unaware that he was setting them up for a destiny much worsepic.twitter.com/0HefUuKZTR

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break : Chappell Roan cancels newspaper headline shows to pace in as boniface for ITV morning show Lorraine , occasionally but most often not host by fictional television personality Lorraine Kelly.pic.twitter.com/DYqPtqvrJM

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Harry Potter andpic.twitter.com/QBOedyqSEE

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Your smoking carriage mate after getting kicked out of the beer gardenpic.twitter.com/pSWX300yly

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My mother just found out she ’s being made redundant so I made thispic.twitter.com/p6tfWSIUsd

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Starmer upon entering the Downing Street studyroom.https://t.co/AEBVpvgGmKpic.twitter.com/W79aVu1uMc

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this is the future that Starmer does n’t wanthttps://t.co/y9VyGzARIe

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attempt to fume in a public house garden and getting taken out by a starmer aerial attackpic.twitter.com/arw2xPSEU9

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Holding a protest outside of downing street by dressing up a bunch of kid as Serge Gainsbourg smokingpic.twitter.com/9YZhU4NOqL

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No one : The Isle of Man signal flag : https://t.co / vuucJJstrf

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The Anti Lorraine Kellyhttps://t.co/Ww0JLJ3ZTX

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This sloping staircase at London Bridge is the spoiled staircase in London . Feel loose to chime in if you find other than but I ’m pretty confident.pic.twitter.com/IS1LFo0te7

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Sat in a kitchen at 4 am waiting for your turn to tell a storyhttps://t.co/30VnXUobLf

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what is the complaint . a niggling beer and a coffin nail . a little beer and a succulent cigaret

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Kier Starmer when he walk past a pub garden : https://t.co / LGZt4RqBUzpic.twitter.com / fVMOClD0Qw

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this would happen to mepic.twitter.com/pNaUPEzM5z

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remember twittter essay cancelling someone for saying his shirt look like a suffer mary 😭 pic.twitter.com/wrlxG7T5NR

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Keisha from the Sugababes once pull up up her Wikipedia page to show to the cashier at a shop class she was trying to corrupt a bottle of wine from after they ID’d her , and they still did n’t serve herhttps://t.co/NbAJmMAAey

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i said me name was lilianpic.twitter.com/q3B45bjKHp

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' kin hell , imagine what Manchester could do with 15 quidpic.twitter.com/f35Boon8tF

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When you find out how youthful the great unwashed in the UK are able to give a house depositpic.twitter.com/ZkgsGG7xSV

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Back in the daylight if you were football mad & chocolate unrestrained you were able to grab a great power cod & play football game with the ladsBut not any longer , due to woke x

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I ’m on a train and the number one wood just announced that he forgot to stop at St Albans and is very sorry to anyone that wanted to get off the power train there , and that the next plosive speech sound would be St Pancras . " That one ’s exclusively on me , " he added . 😬

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Cosmically Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez had to break up up in social club for Oasis to reunite .

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the UK if oasis reunite : pic.twitter.com / XOHbgpePxL

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me walk into a bar : https://t.co / JlQg7YRNSb

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