" I ’m not demure I ’m deranged "

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i wanna be run into & caught actuallyhttps://t.co/nPf6YlEN9C

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If it ’s more than $ 50 alas , i m a just have to party some mohttps://t.co/5FJOZs7XKk

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My niece ask me to vaporize her to Paris so she can “ get word the Olympics”https://t.co / sOWIEeOfoD

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How can your birthday decorations have a Nigerien emphasis . I ’m cryinghttps://t.co/i3pHkOptZr

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I mean the residuum is up to youhttps://t.co/mH8OsYT08x

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If those are the years of their birth I remember it ’s very unfeignedly time for me to face into join a convent.https://t.co/AwIUdwkUpB

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Why dis look like that baby that did n’t want to take a picture on first daylight of schoolhttps://t.co/xCDXje0wCk

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I applaud the ego awareness and knowing that his kidskin … wouldn’t see himhttps://t.co/oOx8MyGWdL

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I used to particular date this girl with 3 kids and one sidereal day her kid ask me to bring in over chips , I got two giving boxes from the store and when I got there her son gone say “ ai nt nobody ever going in my mama way again except you” … my chest still hurt

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Ashanti give that baby almost consider him outhttps://t.co/NH32OSNLEt

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Aww she took him to see her old coworkershttps://t.co/bqYSxUqVSy

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Does she look like cunty quinta brunson or is it just me.?https://t.co/6FaL2XXu3h

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They used to skin any animal back in the 24-hour interval 😭 https://t.co/2l1ZpUz2i6

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black love < 33https://t.co/BxM28Kz6GO

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Mammy water come outside , you fraudhttps://t.co/GqbzS1jvy0

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labrinth 🗣 ️ come in 🫵🏾 .https://t.co/ssZYKJGV5o

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A toddler charcuterie board.https://t.co/yCT9sJCbrK

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He gave her the GREEN LIIIIIIIIIIGHT.https://t.co/rKhQK7bBGi

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“ Mommy you need on your cute shirt . That shirt is not precious ” - a 3 yo with her sandal on the wrong ft

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if he was congolese this power would go crazyhttps://t.co/ApdB7SnL0r

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hey honey , commend the conversation we had earlier this calendar week ? well , everyone on Reddit say that you are the asshole .

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Dating while living at nursing home is so interesting . I ’m not trying to hide you but please , do n’t park face in on my gate 😭

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nigh enough , welcome back A-train.https://t.co/BMAXkzM56a

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This is view the can for toddlershttps://t.co/ue2Lq0x48b

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They deadass walk around looking like thishttps://t.co/SVL2h2SCtypic.twitter.com/5iXslfV6DR

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With grindr going down & kindling break down I could n’t aid but wonder….when was anyone going to go down on mepic.twitter.com/nky3rrp4pY

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This search like a Disney Channel flick where a genie turns three children into NBA players.https://t.co/AcGPWeElxZ

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it ’s timehttps://t.co/VszpkxUN08pic.twitter.com/U5D6GMzmFV

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  • goes to gossip my Jamaican grandmother*me : hiiii granny ! ! ! how are you ? ! 🤗 grandma : mi soon deadme : 😶

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So singular ! A day for the mosquito account books fshttps://t.co/139PVfSAHs

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Got suya and roti in the same box . vitamin E don cast my yute .

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LOL Harry Jamal Windsor is NEVER beating that electric charge . The signs were there…pic.twitter.com/9DoBZpy6rg

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DID Y’ALL THINK YHE WORD DEMURE FELL OUT OF A COCONUT tree diagram ? ? ? ? It ’s not new!https://t.co/6phSO1G87U

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On My Mama , Myself , and Ipic.twitter.com/hYDezrJ8Ra

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I let down my ancestors & Eli Pope everytime I see this man- because I interpret why Olivia keep fucking Mellie ’s husband.https://t.co/Ye1DesHNni

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a nigga named hussein talked his way into the white house 5 years into the iraq war , you will never see anything like it againhttps://t.co/U3JtogjcqE

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i ’ll never forget when my ma separate me RSVP mean “ rice and stew , very plenty ”

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Aww , did n’t know Raymonte was Ghanaianhttps://t.co/K5WgNgJAV6

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Are Jennifer Garner and Jennifer Lopez Ben Affleck ’s Tammy 1 & Tammy 2 ?

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When you mix Black do nt crack and Asian do n’t raisin you get a young melodic phrase of youth , apparentlyhttps://t.co/FaKKsj7lMp

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I ’m not coy I ’m ✨ perturb ✨ https://t.co / xjAHFzYQq5

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Yes ! Same paw , dissimilar mawhttps://t.co/loAkXdCMmD

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Something something , Lamar Odomhttps://t.co/F2aZtNOxrR

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I was unhinged of not having my fuckin hair donehttps://t.co/eS1Glc7KZXpic.twitter.com/q9mC7XY5QJ

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black folks come here : uranium only need 1 dryer sheet

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one minute you ’re 16 and then you blink and you ’re pay for Canva propic.twitter.com/pAyUCN7m87

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“I’m not demure I’m deranged”