A live raw bombshell enter the ( Olympic ) villa .
OlympicsTok 2024 has officially taken over almost everyone’s TikTok FYPs and oh boy, it’s a doozy. There’s fashion dramas, cardboard beds, a whole bunch of free stuff and bread making classes (apparently).
The atmosphere is give off big shoal camp energy . It ’s chaotic and cryptic , all at the same time .
Australia , ca n’t lie down , some are hits , some , not so much ( we ’ve all seen the macca and Alanna ’s post)#olympics#paralympics#teamgb
It’s giving us serious FOMO but we’re thankful to the athletes that are feeding us all of the delicious content.
If there were amber medals for oversharing , they ’d get one each .
Here are our favourite tales from the Olympic Village, so far:
1.Everyone is talking about, testing and roasting the “Anti-Sex Cardboard Beds”
CARBOARD BEDS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE!#paris2024#olympics
Already had a massage to unwrap the wrong
2.Have no fear, Team Australia’s manager thought a few steps ahead and ensured that mattress toppers were ordered so that our athletes could sleep comfortably
Replying to @UnLikeOtherSouls
3.They’re still not as lucky as the sailing athletes that are staying in a Parisian satellite village where they have “real beds and air conditioning”
Pros and cons . Ca n’t sail in Paris 🤪 # paris2024#sailing
4.There’s baguette making classes in the Village, according to athletes on Team Philippines
Successful time making french baguettes!!#fyp#olympicvillage#olympics#frenchbaguette#paris2024@Emma Malabuyo
5.Team USA got free SKIMS loungewear from Miss Kim Kardashian
SKIMS TEAM USA GEAT HAUL#skims#teamusa#Paris2024#olympicgearhaul
6.Before arriving at the Olympic Village, Team Australia’s Matildas tested their July suitcases out…only to later lose a portion of their luggage on the flight to France
Well at least we all bang my baggage will make it in Paris intact 😂 @july#julyluggage#testedbyolympians
7.They also took a moment to subtly roast their opening ceremony kits
🫠🫠 @Alanna Kennedy
8.Team Australia also brought their own baristas along for the ride because three weeks without an oat flat white could be the difference between gold and bronze medals
Replying to @Oh_hey we do ! ! !
9.Team USA’s tracksuits are helping them cosplay Coach Sue Sylvester fromGlee
and yet i serve @paris2024 @Ralph Lauren @Team USA
10.Team New Zealand did what they do best — honouring their traditions with a Haka
The best agency to receive your athletes into the Olympic Village @The New Zealand Team#paris2024#olympics
11.Their athletes also took a moment to make sure security measures were tight, by waving the screening wands in front their pants
Bro had something in his bloomers ? !
12.What are athletes in their prime going to do in the presence of other athletes in their prime? Maximise their joint slay by trading social handles, duh
Teach me your ways @Naya Tapper
13.Tennis player, Daria Saville also showed us the outdoor bar in the Village (non alcoholic beer only)
olympicvillageparis
14.With all the free merch, we’d be silly not to expect a few fashion shows
And I ’ve only puzzle half the kit 🤯 # fyp#foryou#olympics#paris2024#australia#track#ootd
15.For an unexpected reason, Snoop Dogg also made an appearance
But he does now . Probably not though @Snoop Dogg @paris2024 @Olympics @Team USA
16.Olympic surfers are further away from the action in Tahiti but with an arguably better view! Oh, and they’re staying on a cruise ship
FIRST float OLYMPIC Greenwich Village @Olympics#teamdeutschland#olympics#paris2024#surfingolympics#surfing
17.Apart from free clothes and coffees, there’s also free ice creams — showing us that Streets' Cyclone ice blocks aren’t just available in Australia
THIS is what we train for obviously#olympics
18.There’s an elite level of pin swapping going on between athletes (FYI: Simone Biles has her own personal pin)
Okay but is a Simone Biles PERSONALISED Olympic immobilize the GOAT of Pins ? ! prosperous Tysha Ikenasio!#SimoneBiles#OlympicPins#olympics
19.Athletes are recreating pop culture moments at the archery fields
ardour is catching @Jeanos#olympics
20.The Matildas are showing us that balance is key — train hard, dance hard to Megan Thee Stallion
@Steph Catley @Courtney Nevin @Caitlin Foord @emadisoncarpenter @mackenziearnold @Teagan Micah @Matildas#fyp#parisolympics2024
21.Team Denmark shared a video of their room and it has the same vibe as a CBD student accommodation
Olympic small town flat tour 🇩 🇰 paris2024 olympics olympian denmark olympicspirit handballplayer
22.Athletes were gifted free Samsung Flip phones with Olympic branding on them
Replying to @Marian Ismael i ve been a iphone girl my whole life but idk 😭 i m like this so far 😂 @Samsung
23.Surprisingly, theres no housekeeping in the Village — meaning athletes need to get their own toilet paper and soap
felicitous pooping girls#olympicvillage
24.And finally, Belgian gymnast Maellyse Brassart reports that the trays in the dining hall cannot keep food still while you’re trying to cut it up
Behind the scene of the Olympic Village 😅 # paris2024#olympics#jo#dininghall#trays#eating#gymnas#jeuxolympiques#paris#villageolympique#olympicvillage
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A hot new bombshell enters the (Olympic) villa.
