" Absolutely hate to let in this , but I have n’t experience fell like a G6 in a long time . "
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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it ’s timehttps://t.co/VszpkxUN08pic.twitter.com/U5D6GMzmFV
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last night there was a political party in my apartment and while i was making a sandwich in the kitchen someone i do n’t know come up up to me and said " are you admit to do that "
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i feel like i would ’ve crushed it in ancient greece….yayyyy buying European olive tree oil yayyyy walking to the agora yayyyy sleeping with my hot neighbor because both our dunderhead husbands died at sea yayyyy pouring out wine for a goddess so she does n’t turn me into a wanderer
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D was probably like “ lmao Oklahoma ” when they named the alphabet the ABC
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Apparently they check old bag at the movies now tell me why I admitted to all my bite talmbout some “ Ok hold off , i can excuse , it ’s just cheetos and wine ” and the cop was confused as underworld assure me “ Ma’am we are searching for weapons”pic.twitter.com/bQ7p3blD5 thyroxin
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The second you countenance millennials live on their own : pic.twitter.com / mvUAjmIsgU
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We ’re watch “ add it On”https://t.co / xvGggjHNv3
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" I ca n’t believe I ’ve been using this damage all this time " lolpic.twitter.com/BVrjNgUUUF
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pic.twitter.com/RKZ7zMuz2Qhttps://t.co/jcMValTalm
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everytime someone tells me they re an outside relations major i have to fight the itch to say this soooo badpic.twitter.com/fKDAuMP6BJ
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Me greet him in the driveway after he catch a haircut during ovulation week : pic.twitter.com/0238iHvsc4
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perfectly hate to intromit this , but I have n’t feel fly like a G6 in a long time
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creep therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill enwrap in ointment cheese
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My partner is furious and accused me that I have no sentience of direction . I packed up my stuff and right.pic.twitter.com/H6ufgNLLAY
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My 6 - year - old is whining because she wants a collation and she yelled " BUT I’M STARVING " and I enjoin " Starving for attention " and she was so take aback that she just left .
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When you ask for another mimosa but they say “ you have n’t fetch up the one you got”https://t.co / jLh3EE1pK1
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golf game participant be freaky asf " i m working on my stroke " ok gross maybe keep some things to yourself bro
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Me when I ’ve construe enoughhttps://t.co/wzpCS3A3Eg
