possibly you just had to be there .
1.Everyone’s parents opening up their computer browser, seeing this, and just saying “looks good to me”:
2.Having a whole-ass desktop computer in your kitchen that the entire family used:
3.A seemingly endless amount of pictures of SpongeBob looking like this:
4.And like this:
5.Going into the grocery store and seeing tubes upon tubes of Shrek GoGurt:
6.Convincing people the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you’re drinking a beer:
7.Every dad on the planet carrying around a little leather BDSM case for their flip-phone:
8.That absolutely terrifying Honeycomb mascot being shoved in our faces:
9.This particular type of floor being in every single fast food restaurant:
10.Watching full-length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars to make on an iPod with a two-inch screen:
11.Constantly quoting that one Bill O’Reilly video wherein he swears:
12.Every single corporate logo looking like this:
13.Everyone having these purses that pretty much immediately came apart:
14.This commercial, which was basically a fever dream:
15.A Shrek phone? A SHREK phone? A Shrek phone:
16.Literally every single person on Earth thinking that talking baby in the E-Trade commercials was the funniest thing they had ever seen:
17.Just throwing an incredibly random tie with every single outfit:
Or throwing on a graphic tee to a formal event:
18.A product a bunch of very high-up executives decided to name “GOOZE”:
19.U2 just being everywhere you looked:
20.Constantly harassing everyone on Facebook with, like, 27 “LOST MY PHONE, NEED NUMBERS” groups:
21.Everyone thinking Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy:
22.Shrek Twinkies, complete with creamy green ogre filling:
23.Phones having a truly unfathomable amount of little fake diamonds on them:
24.The entire world being absolutely entranced by everything related to Diet Coke and Mentos for, like, two weeks:
25.People having something like this as their MySpace profile picture:
26.Signs that solely exist to stop people from wearing Heelys:
27.Every song on Earth having a squeaky version:
28.Shrek Kid Cuisine that’ll turn your tongue green:
29.A Britney Spears protective case for a Nokia phone:
30.The Crazy Frog in a flat-brimmed hat with a huge gangsta chain on:
31.AnAmerican IdolPS2 game, for some reason:
32.People wearing skate shoes big enough to house a family of four:
33.A book about a dog with sunglasses saving the world from Y2K:
34.Mario with an arm tattoo:
35.Shrek POPCORN:
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36.These absolutely ridiculous fries:
37.A Wii disc that lets you stream Netflix:
38.A Britney Spears inflatable chair that promises you’ll be “coolin' like Britney”:
39.Mutant green ketchup:
40.The majority of the human race celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day:
41.Shrek Rice Krispie Treats, held together with a mysterious green substance:
42.A man named Darrin being the end all, be all of dancing:
43.Squeezable BUTTER?!?!?!?!
44.Shrek…waffle sticks??? SHREK WAFFLE STICKS?!?!?!
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45.A lit’ral $120 Rugrats bowling ball:
46.Waffles stuffed full of fruity GOOP:
47.Shrek body wash, for anyone who has needed to smell like the infamously good-smelling Shrek:
48.A 50 CentBulletproof-themed XBOX:
49.An electric toothbrush that only plays one song, an Ashley Tisdale song:
50.MULTIPLE video games featuring the Burger King King:
And, finally, a SHREK CHIA PET:
