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If you just had the absolute worst august, just remember…#
1.The person whose shoes just got a whole lot heavier:#
2.The person who might not be there after all:#
3.The person who did the unthinkable:#
4.The person whose car no longer belongs to them:#
5.The person with the tiniest rug around:#
6.The person whose car got into a tiny little accident:#
7.The person who got theMichael Scottspecial in the hospital:#
8.The person whose phone got more destroyed than any phone has ever been destroyed:#
9.The person who was betrayed by the suction:#
10.The person who had an absolutely fascinating BM:#
11.The person who’s cookin' up some good old fashioned fried iPhone, just like mom used to make:#
12.The person whose avocados have seen things… terrible things:#
13.The person who will be finding little beads until the end of time:#
14.The person who created a new species via their pasta:#
15.The person who got a light show rivaled only by that of one Christopher Kuroda:#
17.The person who might have made a tiny mistake:#
18.The person who learned a valuable laundry lesson that day:#
19.The person who will never use scissors so brazenly again:#
20.The person who hates their new roommate:#
21.The person with the absolute worst seat in the house:#
22.The person who wanted that which they could never have:#
23.The person with the biggest spoon this side of the mighty Mississipp':#
24.The person who seems to be celebrating the Lord’s evacuations:#
25.The person whose AirPod is on the trip of a lifetime:#
26.The person whose cabbage has seen things… terrible things:#
27.The person who provided free, fun transportation to hundreds of baby ticks:#
28.The person whose entire life is coming apart, starting with their shoes:#
29.The person whose car is on an island all its own:#
30.The person who made a big, big, big, big mistake:#
31.The person who’s gonna be eating good for lunch:#
32.The person who had a little trouble with the creatures of the deep:#
33.The person whose child might just have a future in the art world:#
34.The person who will never walk comfortably in their home again:#
35.The person who will now be standing for the duration of their trip:#
36.The person whose fridge is housing some sort ofPrometheussituation:#
37.The person who will live the rest of their days likeNosferatu:#
38.The person who experienced something truly special at the theater:#
39.The person who gave their laptop a shrimp aerial assault:#
40.The person whose center console is good and caffeinated:#
41.The person who added maybe a dash too much pepper:#
42.The person who shall be forever clenching their rear-end in their new jeans:#
43.The person whose laptop got a sweet paint job:#
44.The person who was kind enough to share their popping corn with a friend:#
45.The person whose credit card is in credit card heaven now:#
46.The person who will be gooped up for days:#
47.The person who forgot probably the worst thing to forget in their pants:#
48.The person whose couch print will provide future archaeologists with a special glimpse into the way people used to eat it in 2024:#
49.The person whose big bag of trash made an absolutely grand entrance:#
50.And the person whose driving would make Keith Moon proud:#

















































