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If you just had the absolute worst august, just remember…
1.The person whose shoes just got a whole lot heavier:
2.The person who might not be there after all:
3.The person who did the unthinkable:
4.The person whose car no longer belongs to them:
5.The person with the tiniest rug around:
6.The person whose car got into a tiny little accident:
7.The person who got theMichael Scottspecial in the hospital:
8.The person whose phone got more destroyed than any phone has ever been destroyed:
9.The person who was betrayed by the suction:
10.The person who had an absolutely fascinating BM:
11.The person who’s cookin' up some good old fashioned fried iPhone, just like mom used to make:
12.The person whose avocados have seen things… terrible things:
13.The person who will be finding little beads until the end of time:
14.The person who created a new species via their pasta:
15.The person who got a light show rivaled only by that of one Christopher Kuroda:
16.The person who added a little extra flavor to their eggs:
17.The person who might have made a tiny mistake:
18.The person who learned a valuable laundry lesson that day:
19.The person who will never use scissors so brazenly again:
20.The person who hates their new roommate:
21.The person with the absolute worst seat in the house:
22.The person who wanted that which they could never have:
23.The person with the biggest spoon this side of the mighty Mississipp':
24.The person who seems to be celebrating the Lord’s evacuations:
25.The person whose AirPod is on the trip of a lifetime:
26.The person whose cabbage has seen things… terrible things:
27.The person who provided free, fun transportation to hundreds of baby ticks:
28.The person whose entire life is coming apart, starting with their shoes:
29.The person whose car is on an island all its own:
30.The person who made a big, big, big, big mistake:
31.The person who’s gonna be eating good for lunch:
32.The person who had a little trouble with the creatures of the deep:
33.The person whose child might just have a future in the art world:
34.The person who will never walk comfortably in their home again:
35.The person who will now be standing for the duration of their trip:
36.The person whose fridge is housing some sort ofPrometheussituation:
37.The person who will live the rest of their days likeNosferatu:
38.The person who experienced something truly special at the theater:
39.The person who gave their laptop a shrimp aerial assault:
40.The person whose center console is good and caffeinated:
41.The person who added maybe a dash too much pepper:
42.The person who shall be forever clenching their rear-end in their new jeans:
43.The person whose laptop got a sweet paint job:
44.The person who was kind enough to share their popping corn with a friend:
45.The person whose credit card is in credit card heaven now:
46.The person who will be gooped up for days:
47.The person who forgot probably the worst thing to forget in their pants:
48.The person whose couch print will provide future archaeologists with a special glimpse into the way people used to eat it in 2024:
49.The person whose big bag of trash made an absolutely grand entrance:
50.And the person whose driving would make Keith Moon proud:

















































