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If you just had the absolute worst august, just remember…

1.The person whose shoes just got a whole lot heavier:

2.The person who might not be there after all:

3.The person who did the unthinkable:

4.The person whose car no longer belongs to them:

5.The person with the tiniest rug around:

6.The person whose car got into a tiny little accident:

7.The person who got theMichael Scottspecial in the hospital:

8.The person whose phone got more destroyed than any phone has ever been destroyed:

9.The person who was betrayed by the suction:

10.The person who had an absolutely fascinating BM:

11.The person who’s cookin' up some good old fashioned fried iPhone, just like mom used to make:

12.The person whose avocados have seen things… terrible things:

13.The person who will be finding little beads until the end of time:

14.The person who created a new species via their pasta:

15.The person who got a light show rivaled only by that of one Christopher Kuroda:

16.The person who added a little extra flavor to their eggs:

17.The person who might have made a tiny mistake:

18.The person who learned a valuable laundry lesson that day:

19.The person who will never use scissors so brazenly again:

20.The person who hates their new roommate:

21.The person with the absolute worst seat in the house:

22.The person who wanted that which they could never have:

23.The person with the biggest spoon this side of the mighty Mississipp':

24.The person who seems to be celebrating the Lord’s evacuations:

25.The person whose AirPod is on the trip of a lifetime:

26.The person whose cabbage has seen things… terrible things:

27.The person who provided free, fun transportation to hundreds of baby ticks:

28.The person whose entire life is coming apart, starting with their shoes:

29.The person whose car is on an island all its own:

30.The person who made a big, big, big, big mistake:

31.The person who’s gonna be eating good for lunch:

32.The person who had a little trouble with the creatures of the deep:

33.The person whose child might just have a future in the art world:

34.The person who will never walk comfortably in their home again:

35.The person who will now be standing for the duration of their trip:

36.The person whose fridge is housing some sort ofPrometheussituation:

37.The person who will live the rest of their days likeNosferatu:

38.The person who experienced something truly special at the theater:

39.The person who gave their laptop a shrimp aerial assault:

40.The person whose center console is good and caffeinated:

41.The person who added maybe a dash too much pepper:

42.The person who shall be forever clenching their rear-end in their new jeans:

43.The person whose laptop got a sweet paint job:

44.The person who was kind enough to share their popping corn with a friend:

45.The person whose credit card is in credit card heaven now:

46.The person who will be gooped up for days:

47.The person who forgot probably the worst thing to forget in their pants:

48.The person whose couch print will provide future archaeologists with a special glimpse into the way people used to eat it in 2024:

49.The person whose big bag of trash made an absolutely grand entrance:

50.And the person whose driving would make Keith Moon proud:

Concrete sidewalk under construction with fresh footprints, a large orange-and-black safety cone, and construction machinery in the background

Tennessee driver's license with a photo of a chair instead of a person's photo. Caption mentions being on hold with the DMV after renewing the license

A staircase leading to a laundry area with a smashed watermelon scattered on the floor and stairs

A white Honda SUV is parked in a lot. A swarm of bees is clustered around the rear tire area on the driver's side. No people are visible in the image

Neatly organized bedroom with a bed, bookshelves, a desk, and a tiger-shaped rug on the floor

A white car is severely damaged by multiple fallen steel beams. Surrounding cars are also impacted. The scene is outdoors near a tree and a building under construction

Hospital room with a chair, clothes draped on it, bags on the floor, a small TV mounted on the wall showing a talk show, and a wall clock reading 12:36

A shattered smartphone screen lies face-up on a wooden surface

Person with red hair showing two circular bruises or marks on their forehead

A smartphone is submerged in the water of a toilet bowl with a few pieces of tissue resting on the rear part of the seat

A phone with a severely melted and damaged case on a desk near a keyboard and computer monitor

Multiple halves of avocados are shown, most of which are overripe with brown spots and deteriorating flesh on a marble surface

Spilled beads and craft materials scattered across a tiled floor with an open plastic container at the edge

Bowl of spoiled, moldy pasta in a kitchen

View from an audience seat of a theater, showing stage lighting and people performing. The theater has ornate gold details. Person's head in foreground

A black saucepan with a solidified red spatula stuck to the bottom inside

Legs emerging from behind a washing machine in a dorm room

Open washing machine filled with blue detergent pod remnants and small laundry items

Logitech mouse with packaging materials, including plastic container and cardboard insert, laid out on a white surface

A room with a damaged ceiling has a hole with a hanging chunk and a piece of tape nearby. Natural light shines through a window onto the wall

Several red-cushioned chairs with armrests in a row, one of which has a wooden seat and backrest instead of the cushioned ones

A girl in front of me kept pouring out her ice cream until she made a swirl she liked. There was no more chocolate ice cream left

A hand holds a giant, reflective spoon in a cluttered garage. Various boxes and items are visible in the background

Round cake with white frosting, decorated with cream swirls, pistachios, and pineapple slices. Text on cake reads "Farewell And Gods Peed.."

Map showing locations of AirPods Pro 2 with an overlay menu indicating the last known locations of "Etui," "Højre hovedtelefon," and "Venstre hovedtelefon."

Person holding a halved cabbage over a cutting board, next to a knife and another halved cabbage on the board. Cooking pot and stove in the background

Close-up of a person's pant leg with dirt on it and a hiking boot on a forest floor covered in leaves

Two feet with black socks wearing mismatched, worn sneakers on a speckled concrete surface

A silver car is stuck in the middle of a newly poured concrete street, in front of a white building with large windows and an ornate black balcony

A close-up of a metallic eyelash curler held by a person's hand, showing eyelashes caught in the curler

Raw chicken breasts in a plastic container, placed on a dark surface

A thigh attacked by a sea urchin, with many discolored piercings and some needles jutting out of the skin

A handheld gaming console is shown with purple glue smeared all over the screen. Text at the top reads, "3 year old + glue stick = a very gluey switch."

A transparent bubble lies above scattered yellow and white pins on a textured surface

Train seat with a visible wet spot on the right side. The image shows the green padded seats of a train or similar public transit

A dirty, partially empty refrigerator is shown with food remnants and mold stains

Person's legs with a sunburn, showing a clear line of contrast where the skin was protected by shorts

Hugh Jackman, dressed as Wolverine in a yellow and black costume, walks through a scene of debris and destruction

A spilled dinner covers an open laptop on the floor. Above the scene, text reads, "I dropped my dinner. Lord, did I drop my dinner."

center console in a car filled with coffee

chicken completely covered in pepper

The image shows a pair of dark-colored denim jeans laid out flat, focusing on the back pockets and waistband design. No people are present

A partially opened backpack with a can of white spray paint that has leaked onto a silver laptop inside. The laptop is smeared with white paint

A bowl with popcorn and a cockroach inside, placed on a table with a cutting mat visible in the background

credit card that fell down a self-checkout machine

A black makeup bag is opened on a counter, revealing a spilled, semi-translucent liquid or gel inside

A clothes dryer with a messy interior and stained clothes. Text overlay says, "I forget a bar of chocolate in my pants."

A person's hand and face imprinted on a couch

trash that fell down the stairs

A car is partially submerged in a pool. Nearby, a police officer and several people stand by, observing the scene. Apartments and parked cars are in the background