Happy to see " libbing out " enter the dictionary .
Night two of the DNC wrapped up with a millennial-coded state-by-state roll call, Barack Obama’s “size” joke, and Michelle Obama’s scorched earth speech.
There were also jokes, duh. And here are my favorites:
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this look was laser - maneuver straight at Mar-a-Lagopic.twitter.com/OL3jx67Giw
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Megyn Kelly follow this Michelle Obama speechpic.twitter.com/qJqslhlQXC
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Who had on their keno card : “ DNC becomes biggest dance party of the summer ” ? ? ? ? Kamala Harris has put the PARTY back in the Democratic Party ! ! ! !
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Weekday me / weekend mepic.twitter.com/6qdqYLCBVa
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The Democrats in the deep red state are the most militant with serious attitudes tonight , and I love that .
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Me when I finally poop on vacationpic.twitter.com/86vxr41ywm
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See what befall when you result the aux to millennials ? Bangers . smash . Classics .
9.
Michelle Obama went from “ when we go low-down ” to “ I ’m gon na wipe out that orange freak ”
10.
I ’m so glad we went from “ when they go low , we go in high spirits ” to “ girl , hold up my earrings while I drag this weird mf ”
11.
So today ’s convention idea is “ man who married well . ”
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This is going to obsess Trump for the rest of his miserable life.pic.twitter.com/M9Pfs7xmeJ
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Michelle Obama is like the Undertaker . She come out for limited appearances , reminds everyone of her awesomeness , brings the house down , and then peaces out to go live her best life .
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1 Lil Jon yelling “ TO THE WALZ ” at a Democratic Convention ~ ranking thing I never thought I ’d see . I like this timeline.pic.twitter.com/LMhozZQxfX
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Seems the Dems come up an resolution to Kid Rock .
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DNC / RNCpic.twitter.com/JWEfuJtx5P
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Michelle Obama 2016 : " When they go low , we go high!“Michelle Obama 2024 : " Let me tell you about this motherfucker named Trump … "
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When Obama say gang sizes and did the thing with this hands : pic.twitter.com/8XtaYJaoct
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I ’m determine this entire DNC Roll Call just to see what rap vocal this DJ pick for Utah & Wyoming .
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my serious friend : [ enounce anything]me : pic.twitter.com/5gPPH46lDB
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In 2016 , the position toward Trump was that he was beneath contempt ; in 2020 , it was that he was terrify and we had to break off him at all cost ; in 2024 , it ’s that he ’s a fiddling bitch .
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Have not been this worked up for a curlicue call since Bring It On . 🥹
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Me when In - N - Out call up my numberpic.twitter.com/TRAblvyYTW
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Just realizing that Melania did n’t speak at RNC convention . Kinda odd for a squad always trumpet the grandness of family . Anyone know why ?
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Filling the same arena where they hold the RNC but with more people at the same time as the DNC is so fucking petty . in the end a party that represents me .
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The Olympics should do this with the Parade of Nations . draw a blank the national anthems , play pop bangers from each country . It ’d be dandy !
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The European mind can not perceive thispic.twitter.com/lAkDxL8YIY
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Michelle Obama has gone from “ we go high ” to “ hit ‘ em where it hurt ! ”
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“ Take it from an actual billionaire ” is a very shady linepic.twitter.com/VZzvQlAfzs
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JB Pritzker ’s comment about being a genuine billionaire was to an consultation of one : Donald Trump . And I secure you Trump is presently going even more mad … . He ’s lose his head . Perfect
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So much pride in America . Who wants to find out whining about America being “ in declination ” when you have this ?
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That ’s a spate of damn AI 🤣 pic.twitter.com/G2UDOxn8MA
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I was apprehensive about take to make a play list for my Birthday Party next calendar week , but now I ’m just gon na toy the roll call from the DNC . 🔥
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“ Chicago ’s hottest club is the DNC ringlet call . This position has everything : cheeseheads , Bob from Stranger Things , Lil Jon…”pic.twitter.com/Vmxrje3IVi
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The RNC Convention was like a aftermath compared to this .
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MICHELLE OBAMA 2016 : When they go low , we go high-pitched . MICHELLE OBAMA 2024 : Fuuuuuuuck that
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god no one makes me lib out like Obama
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The Obamas bedtime take last nightpic.twitter.com/6qdzyclxYb
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Hoo boy.pic.twitter.com/o4Xac8VJu1
42.And lastly:
Somebody please check on Donald Trump . I ’m pretty certain his head is about to explode.pic.twitter.com/YZxVgksoF2
