A masterful trolling by the DNC . You fooled us all .
Well, it’s over.
The DNC wrapped up last night with a Kerry Washington/Tony Goldwyn reunion, some Big Gretch, Kamala Harris' big speech, and lots of false hope surrounding a rumored Beyoncé and/or Taylor Swift appearance that never, ever happened.
Also jokes. Lots of them, and here are the best ones:
1.
I hope Taylor Swift sneaks into the Democratic National Convention in a cleaning cart .
2.
this you@taylorswift13?#dncpic.twitter.com / B3APrGznio
3.
if this duo shows up texas is going bluepic.twitter.com/A5eK1UnKfe
4.
Taylor Swift wheels Jimmy Carter out .. pic.twitter.com/36JUY17Nkj
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when kamala said we ’re expire to have the most “ lethal ” militarypic.twitter.com/N0IJ5MQwaE
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Kamala Harris put together a whole presidential crusade in the last 4 weeks and I like , still have n’t cleaned my microwave oven
7.
The DNC hinting at a special guestpic.twitter.com/MqUxBFQ5m4
8.
To cite the great Beyonce : We got ta lay our cards down , down , down … we set about this one wrong .
9.
Me after posting the TMZ article in all my group chat ………………. pic.twitter.com / vB8ixBmsVT
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" They fell for that Beyoncé rumour we planted Joe"pic.twitter.com / bwURAWkkFe
11.
I ca n’t believe the special node was Leon Panetta . I ’ll always remember where I was .
12.
Your married woman wishing you a glad anniversary from leg as she accepts a Presidential nomination has to be like the Medal of Honor of Wife Guys … Doug you have ascend to Wife Guy Valhallapic.twitter.com/lEztUlqQ6I
13.
If I had a nickname like “ Big Gretch ” you would n’t be able-bodied to tell me anything
14.
People from Michigan are obsessed with being from Michigan .
15.
pull ahead the white mullet dudes in the national divorcement is crazyhttps://t.co/YsRkIImKc5
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He ’s not taking this well.pic.twitter.com/QvdK6wU8FA
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out of context this is the funniest accumulation of 4 people as potentialoptions that you could possibly come up withhttps://t.co/iTVgznQL5 tonne
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What if Taylor Swift utilise the DNC to announce a new record album that she ’ll only release if Kamala wins
20.
" Ladies and gentlemen of the DNC , please welcome your surprisal guest , Katy Perry!“pic.twitter.com / ZXp0inLXnQ
21.
the DNC contrive the " surprise"pic.twitter.com / eX0uvFE7DT
22.
the dnc ’s social medium trough watching the taylor swift / beyoncé surprise show guess tweet pour in while lin - manuel miranda warm uppic.twitter.com/CUo3l49LGk
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i wonder what lover bodysuit kamala is kick the bucket to wear tonight ? ? ? maybe a new blue air and red one?https://t.co / OoatMQQoVf
24.
When I hear the barista at Starbucks say “ I think that guy just destroyed the bathroom”:pic.twitter.com/1lMWzxhXj6
25.
nobody will remember:- your salary- how “ meddlesome you were”- how many hour you workedpeople will remember:- the “ surprise node ” you rally at n4 of the 2024 DNCpic.twitter.com/tohg68DiN9
26.
We stayed up 4 straight days past our bedtimes.#DNCConvention2024pic.twitter.com / NGvnYrn2JJ
27.
Doug stare at Kamala like she ’s Beyoncé so it ’s kind of like she did show up
28.
Whoever said there was a surprisal guest during the DNC tonight , we will see you in Hell !
29.
Ok DNC , you got me to watch the whole thing with the “ peculiar guest . ” I was not familiar with your secret plan
30.
Who is that hero behind@JakeSherman 🤣 💀 pic.twitter.com / jYjcnQU7Tk
31.
Their spouse … really … have heart made of kevlar.https://t.co/qNL6SAS400
32.
Convincing masses to tune in to the DNC rule with fake tidings about a huge surprisal guest on causerie website and then get no surprisal guest at all speech sound like the plot of a Veep episodepic.twitter.com/XBMjUo6kc6
33.
whoever commence the lie about Beyoncé attend to the DNC , you will begin to cough in 3 days
34.
Nancy Pelosi wonder where Beyoncé ispic.twitter.com/d3w1ki21nF
35.
Contrary to bogus news show mail , I am not the surprisal guest at the DNC tonight . My surmisal is that it will be Beyoncé or Taylor Swift . So unsatisfying , I make out !
36.
Maybe the surprisal node was the friends we made along the way
37.
If Team Kamala started the Beyoncé rumour just to get you to tune in to the DNC I can only applaud them .
38.And lastly:
SURPRISE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! IT WAS BALLOONS!!!!!!!pic.twitter.com / jzTps4k0Wf
