Not even kidding , I ’m envious of the " childless African tea lady . " In 2014 , she would have go on Ellen .
We’re three days through the DNC in Chicago! Night three featured speeches from Tim Walz, a performance by Stevie Wonder, and an iconic “childless cat lady” moment we’ll be talking about for a long, long time.
As usual, there were funny tweets. And here are my favorites:
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East coaster stick around up late all week to watch the DNC speeches.pic.twitter.com/8hLGznmlVR
2.
Dems have exemption , football , and Oprah .
3.
they did this random madam so dirty 😭 pic.twitter.com/764edGE5G6
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DoJ for her!pic.twitter.com / OsIl1DCv7N
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unopen captioning could not handle Pete Buttigieg saying his own last namepic.twitter.com/E5EVyJadeJ
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bear witness up to the gossip sesh knowing full well i am the dramapic.twitter.com/01x8yrs05w
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Nancy Pelosi is 84 and wearing stiletto and I have refused to go to a concert unless there are chairs since I was like 26
8.
Bill Clinton : Do n’t vex , I ’ll keep my spoken communication shortpic.twitter.com/a1oe7aXH16
9.
I am about to score a goddamn touchdown after that Tim Walz speech …
10.
i just jazz her minivan is STACKED with nature valley barspic.twitter.com/j67rMqERO3
11.
The DNC is just Coachella for Poli - Sci big league
12.
IF THAT MAN DOESN’T PLAY SANTA IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE
13.
Y’all think they get down the teleprompter going for Stevie?pic.twitter.com / wm6eKbGAkM
14.
We have Oprah , they have the My Pillow Guy . Vote accordingly .
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Oprah ’s about to separate us there ’s a democracy under our buttocks
16.
100 % just checked under my seat.#DNC2024pic.twitter.com / xTwT3R9e23
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Oh did your conventionalism not have Oprah ?
18.
If Tim Walz walks out onstage wipe his manus on a greasy shred because he just fixed the transmission system on the campaign bus , we win all 50 states
19.
We could ’ve locked up 538 electoral balloting tonight if Amy walked out with thempic.twitter.com/YecShdc2cc
20.
I love how for Kamala we ’re doing like she is just ! She is fair ! She will press for you ! And for Tim it ’s all like this man is the idealized version of America . He is a live frank . He is a football game
21.
My parent just hang up on me so they could heed to Bill Clinton verbalize at the DNC.There ’s a light pecking order in this family and I experience where I tolerate
22.
Pierre Escargot presently speaking at the#DNCpic.twitter.com / hYD6oYI5vw
23.
Certainly did not think while watch Oprah in halfway school that one daytime she ’d look younger than me .
24.
The Democratic rule is turn out to be the most bipartisan case of the last four years .
25.
JD Vance going from a low upbringing to having Oprah dip on him at the DNC might be the American dream
26.
Doug walking out to New Radicals just locked down the Gen X / sr. Millennial vote
27.
Never let it be said that Wisconsin Democrats come unprepared to the Democratic National Convention.pic.twitter.com/6whXOVVHAX
28.
Nancy showing up to the funeral of the humanity she killed … I do n’t know a better nonna
29.
Another night up past 11 PM watching the DNCpic.twitter.com/Gtb0MfHLra
30.
Oh my god we ’re gon na WINpic.twitter.com/zcvCQwWwUA
31.
Feels like Bill Clinton has one more big performance in him , like when MJ went for 51 points with the Wizards .
32.
live guy formally coach by Tim Walz , salvage me … save me blistering bozo officially coached by Tim Walzpic.twitter.com/lmPbblXkAE
33.
Elizabeth Warren has always been exactly the age she is right now . I do not know how to explain that but it is a fact .
34.
Saving a video of how how totally psyched Gus Walz is to show my teenager the next fourth dimension he expect me not to resist too closelipped him in world .
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so libbed up rn I need to call 911 if it does n’t stop in 4 minute
36.And lastly:
Did n’t clear my finish in life was to have my kid weeping pointing and yelling “ that ’s my pa ! ” Until Gus Walz just did it
