I wince through rose - colored glasses .
1.Convince people the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you’re drinking a beer:
2.And that one app where it looked like you had a lighter:
3.Just post the most boring stuff on Facebook:
4.Or the most weirdly intense:
5.Think Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy:
6.Watch full-length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars to make on an iPod with a 2-inch screen:
7.Think that typing like this meant you were creative:
8.Or this:
9.Or just add Z’s to every word for no reason:
10.Take weird pictures of your feet or hands because you all had matching bracelets or shoes:
11.Argue passionately over whether pirates could beat ninjas in a fight:
12.Harass everyone on Facebook with like 14 “LOST PHONE, NEED NUMBERS” groups:
13.And like 17 FarmVille requests:
14.Fake people out with your voicemail message:
15.Celebrate National Talk Like a Pirate Day:
16.Take dramatic photos of Converse:
17.Or draw a bunch of random stuff on them:
18.Think 3D movie theater glasses were a fashion statement:
19.Get obsessed with Doppelgänger Week on Facebook:
20.Take pictures with that one awful Photo Booth filter:
21.Own that one white MacBook that got dirty after like a week:
22.Take weird pictures of your feet or hands because you all had matching bracelets or shoes:
23.Insist that BlackBerry was way better than iPhone because of Brick Breaker and BBM:
24.Change your age to 99 years old on Myspace:
25.Watch movies on portable DVD players, god rest their soul:
26.Constantly quote that one Bill O’Reilly video where he swears:
27.Take selfies with a big-ass digital camera:
28.Upload 400 pictures to Facebook at once in an album with a title from a Dave Matthews Band song:
29.Have an opinion about a man named Don Vito:
30.Spend money on ringback tones. Sweet, sweet ringback tones:
31.Change your profile pic to something like this:
32.Wear shoes big enough to house a family of five:
33.Update Facebook from a tiny lil' phone:
34.Publicly put friends on blast:
35.Think adding a “xXx” to a screen name made them a force to be reckoned with:
