It ’s clock time to go back to school day .

1.The job description:

2.The four horsemen of the apocalypse:

3.The horror:

4.A little hurt feelings:

5.Sweet, sweet relief:

6.The urge:

7.An introduction to teaching:

8.That one face:

10.The real challenge of teaching:

11.What true joy feels like:

12.A light suggestion:

13.Some light reading:

14.That one kid:

15.The classic excuse:

16.What “luck” really is:

17.Those little differences:

18.That little shortcut:

19.The loudest noise in the world:

20.What students spend 95% of their time doing:

21.The parental demand:

22.The myth of relaxation:

23.What professionalism looks like:

24.Why they’re failing:

25.The copying difference:

26.The aging process:

27.The government vs. you:

28.Gettin' them Z’s:

29.The pain:

30.The shock:

31.The shock of a lifetime:

32.The end of the year mantra:

33.The true purpose behind teaching:

34.The world’s most dangerous game:

35.The even more natural progression:

A tweet by Nii  reads, "I may look normal, but I argue with kids."

A tweet from Mrs. Math Teacher requests middle school math textbook writers to avoid using variable "d," the number 69, problems about balls, and nuts

A meme with a Chihuahua dog looking alarmed. Helicopters and military scenes are overlaid. Text reads, "When you're a teacher and your spouse is suggesting baby names."

Meme shows a text conversation: "Gets a nasty parent email. Everyone: Don't take it personally. Me: I won't. Me all night:" followed by an image of an upset-looking cartoon character, Bart Simpson, in bed

Gordon Ramsay meme: "When you're grading tests and you finally get to the smart kid: delicious, Finally, some good f***ing answers."

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Julie Ramirez tweets, "Welcome to teaching!! Where the salaries are low and everything is your fault!" tweeted on 10/17/14 from Arizona, USA via Twitter for iPhone

Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers makes a skeptical face with raised eyebrows, captioned "Me making my 'can you believe this' face to my friend at the staff meeting."

A tweet from MrTooze (@MrTooze) reads: &quot;<em>waits for class to be silent</em> My brain: Don’t say it (repeated seven times). Me: It's your time you're wasting, not mine.”

Winnie the Pooh squinting at a paper with text above him that reads, &quot;me trying to decipher handwriting that looks like it was done in a paint shaker.&quot;

Kristen Bell smiling with one hand on chest and text above her reads, &quot;When a student says, 'The teacher just said that' to another student.&quot;

A meme titled &quot;Schools: We have to spend this grant money or we lose it next year. Any suggestions?&quot; featuring an old painting of a person eagerly pointing at their hand

Homer Simpson reading a book titled &quot;How to quit teaching and yet still be able to pay your bills.&quot; Image caption reads &quot;Me every Month:&quot;

A hand holding a very short pencil with a chewed eraser. The text reads, &quot;EVERY TEACHER KNOWS THIS KID&quot;

Teacher tells student to put phone away. Student says mom is texting them. Teacher responds with &quot;Sure, Jan&quot; meme featuring Marcia Brady

Mona Ko's Facebook post says: &quot;People only call teachers lucky when breaks are involved; otherwise we have the 'I don't know how you do it' career.&quot;

A meme showing a crying woman with the caption, &quot;Me when the study guide is literally just the test in a slightly different format and my students still fail.&quot;

A man wearing a plaid shirt says, &quot;So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do.&quot; Text above says, &quot;Me when a new teacher is stressed about getting everything graded.&quot;

Tweet by MishkaJ (@shorry1213) saying, &quot;When the loudest sound in the room is the kid saying&hellip;SSSSHHHHH!!! lol!&quot; posted on January 14, 2016

Drake meme: Top left image, Drake disapproves of a blunt pencil; bottom left image, Drake approves a sharp pencil; top and bottom right images show pencils

Meme showing a man in a suit yelling and pushing at a fence. Text reads: &quot;Schools: Parents will not be able to enter the building for dismissal until 3PM. Parents at 2:17PM: LET ME IN.&quot;

Man in a pink cap and dark shirt speaking into a microphone. Text reads: &quot;Teachers after telling themselves that they just need to get to holiday break and they'll be fine. So that was a fucking lie.&quot;

Person lying on a bed in casual, printed pajama pants, holding a phone. Text above reads: &quot;Answering an email from parents thanking me for my professionalism and strong work ethic.&quot;

A meme featuring a scene from &quot;Whose Line Is It Anyway?&quot; with Wayne Brady. Text reads: Parent: I demand to know why my child is failing your class. Me: Drew doesn't do a damn thing

Mario on the left is compared to a low-quality shadowy version on the right. Text: &quot;The teachers copy What they give you.&quot;

An older woman smiles with text above her saying, &quot;WHO SAYS TEACHING IS STRESSFUL?&quot; and text below her saying, &quot;I'M 39 AND I FEEL GREAT!&quot;

Top image: Empty, bare classroom labeled &quot;Government Funded Classroom.&quot;
Bottom image: Decorated, well-equipped classroom labeled &quot;Teacher Funded Classroom.&quot;

Text discussing tiredness regardless of sleep duration: &quot;me: <em>sleeps for 4 hours</em> tired, me: <em>sleeps for 8 hours</em> tired, me: <em>sleeps for a month</em> tired, me: <em>sleeps for a year</em> still tired.&quot;

Diagram with labeled headache types: Migraine (front of head), Hypertension (back of head), Stress (around the head), and Teaching (entire face and head)

Johnny Klaus tweets a meme of surprised Pikachu after students don’t turn in assignments and receive zeroes in the grade book

Man in a suit and tie raising his hands in excitement, captioned &quot;When you catch students using strategies you have taught them.&quot; Text: &quot;Create-abilities.&quot;

Image with text that reads: &quot;60% of being a teacher right now is shouting the number of days left in the week as you pass your colleagues in the hallway.&quot;

Tweet from Megan Toy (@iammegantoy) that reads: &quot;Does anyone else feel like teaching is just a scientific experiment to see how many times we can answer the exact same question over and over without going completely insane?&quot;

Harrison Ford, as Indiana Jones, swaps a sandbag with a golden idol in a still from the movie &quot;Raiders of the Lost Ark.&quot; Text above relates this to arranging kids on a seating chart

A cat lies on a couch covered in several chicks. Above the image is text reading: Teacher: Anyone have any questions? Students: No. Teacher: Go ahead and get started. <em>Students one minute later.</em>