This is the good poppycock .

1.Angry Joshes:

2.A Mothman update:

3.The life and times of Mr. F:

4.The ultimate resume:

5.Tiny l’il docs:

6.A swift rebuke:

7.Tim’s mistake:

8.The trip of a lifetime:

9.The strongest of teams:

10.Johnny’s wrath:

11.A message of hope:

12.The most normal guy:

13.A most spooky conversation:

14.Bob’s final review:

15.A new word:

16.A learning experience:

17.A landlord’s response:

18.Another Mothman update:

19.Albert’s grades:

20.An ultimatum:

21.A regretful purchase:

22.A comprehensive checkup:

23.The most useful skill:

24.Sharon’s warning:

25.Blem:

26.A promising lead:

27.Messed up facts:

28.Mom’s urgent message:

29.Cryptic communications:

30.True love:

31.Donut Mart’s ominous words:

32.The deal of a lifetime:

33.Important storage:

34.Grandpa’s new hearing aids:

35.Judi’s day of reckoning:

Facebook meme post with caption: "Imagine carrying a baby for 9 whole months just to name it josh lol" and comments from users named Josh Paterson, Josh Small, and Josh Edwards

A Facebook post with a photo of a Mothman statue. Caption reads: "People need to stop putting quarters in the mothman’s ass crack."

A tweet by MJ showing three containers filled with chicken, broccoli, and boiled eggs. Ethan replied sarcastically, "okay Mr fart."

An email reads: "Good afternoon Alex, I think you attached an image of sausages instead of your resume. We have decided to move forward with another candidate. Best of luck in your future endeavors."

Megan Fox engagement ring meme showing images of a ring with sharp objects and comments: "Till death do us part" till sh*t do us fart I ain't getting that

Facebook Messenger exchange discussing RC truck tire size confusion, with an image showing a hand holding a tire

"Eeby Deeby"

A tweet from user @freakyasssaya showing a game screen with a Pokémon team where the Pokémon are humorously named after electronics like "iphon 14" and "mecbooc."

Screenshot of a conversation where Johnny expresses interest in buying a "small dolley," but the seller replies that it's no longer available. Johnny then says, "I hope God punishes you."

A text message conversation with mistyped phrases ending with "brother you can just die."

Text exchange screenshot: One person wants to call and talk dirty. Another responds by showing a photo search for "normal guy selfies," humorously implying that's why they are messaging

Tweet exchange: SAW says "scream? you mean the sound i fall asleep to? yawn." Ghostface replies, "Maybe if you weren't sleeping your films would've been better." Arizona Iced Tea account is shown

Allrecipes Member review with a 1-star rating dated 11/14/2023. The user substituted orange soda for orange juice, found it "DISGUSTING," and "Way too sweet for Bob."

A tweet from Cat Elgarrista reads, "we need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous." Reply from derpaherpa says "Steven."

A failed vacuum-sealed croissant is shown flattened and distorted in plastic. Text above image reads: "the gentle setting on the vacuum sealer doesn’t work on croissants."

Text messages between Henry and Keith Landlord about moving into Apartment 5 and arranging key pickup. Henry follows up with a text and sends a mouse emoji

Mothman statue with cash stuffed between its buttocks. The tweet reads, "I would like to inform you that people are stuffing cash between the mothman statue's ass crack again…"

Tweet by albert (@albert12798) saying he's dropping out of college, showing a math problem with incorrect answer. Reply by matteo (@matteozq) asking how he got in, albert replies "door"

Text exchange: "When you gon stop eating shrimps with the wimps and come eat some lobster with a monster. Come eat lobster with a monster." Response: "what"

Side-by-side comparison: Left shows Apple AirPods on Wish.com; right shows someone holding two showerheads received instead. Text: "Never buy anything even if it looks legit wtf."

Molly tweeted that their exterminator left a notebook at her house, containing only a drawing of a mouse

A device screen showing a conversation with Alexa. User asks for skills, and Alexa suggests "Big Fart." User requests "Skills shop," and Alexa repeats "Big Fart."

Facebook post by Sharon shows a playground swing covered in beans. Sharon cleaned most with a kitchen roll but advises caution

Billboard partially obscured by trees reads, "NO CREDIT? BLEMIENCED."

A LinkedIn notification on a smartwatch displays an image of a man in a suit. The caption above reads, "Sometimes LinkedIn will just buzz on your wrist and show you a guy."

Reddit post asking for "messed up animal facts" with a top comment about a hamster biting despite being treated nicely

Egg in a refrigerator labeled "BAD." Text above: "My mother found a bad egg, labeled it 'bad,' put it in the fridge and left for a week. Tf do I do now."

Screenshot of a text message reading "moms friend just texted me this out of nowhere" with a response "They?". The tweet has 1.9M views, 5,459 retweets, 506 quotes, and 90.4K likes

A tweet from Finn saying, "my girlfriend won't stop covering every text I send in shrimps," with texts covered in shrimp emojis

A Donut Mart sign reads: "Regular" followed by "DOUBTS ENTOMB US."

Samsung 50-inch 4k TV screen with an image of Bill Dauterive's buttocks from King of the Hill burnt into the display. Price: $150

A series of potatoes are scattered behind a bed. The text reads: "I love my sister but why the fuck is she hiding potatoes behind her bed." The post has 1.1M views

Text conversation: "Grandpa can hear now he finally got hearing aids" followed by "finally" and a laughing emoji. Large smiling emoji with big eyes and eyelashes at the bottom

"Death"