" Telenovela a * * calendar month in American politics " — @jherrerx
Welcome to another week of wild tweets! As you know, there’s been no shortage of “unprecedented” moments lately, so this past week’s tweets were A+.
Telenovela ass month in American politics
Still, there were also many funny moments in-between if you are lookin' for a break from the chaos. There’s a healthy mix of random and politics, so let’s get into ‘em all:
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Biden being like “ I just do n’t wanna go in to work any longer ” at 2:00 on a Sunday is peak relatability
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Kamala compensate nowpic.twitter.com/Moh2e7znn5https://t.co/dyfYXcCIir
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180 and 360 be eat on y all up.https://t.co/FMpTg4qq0H
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Me and my friends will nick name you so quick . .. like young lady why is oil change texting me 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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My preferent matter is when you stop pet a click , and he puts his manus on you like " we ’re not done here "
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No one can habituate their debit at the grocery store and an old gentlewoman just turn off in front of all of us in line like the tortoise passing the hare because she is pen a check .
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we ’ve got US senators doing coconut tree memeshttps://t.co/YZ9UkKEcJX
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my daughter asked why she ca n’t just quit school and i told her it ’s against the police force and they ’ll put me in clink and my sweet-scented sweet child looked me in the center and enounce “ i ’ll call in you ”
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Using your laptop computer on the train are you . Got a presentation to wind up , some computer code to write , a spreadsheet to tweak . Are n’t you a busy , busy son . Everyone is very impressed .
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THEY LAUGHED AT ME FOR BRINGING TUMS TO THE CLUB BUT GUESS WHAT NOW THEYRE ALL ASKING ME FOR FUCKING breadbasket IN THE CLUB
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flight of steps tender said they ’re out of gingerale … ok so why am I even on this planer
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Momala I frew uphttps://t.co/UfKmxcaxst
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me retrieve he liked other girls before mehttps://t.co/NbWCJT9oFa
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I told you not to go through his telephone girlhttps://t.co/7YIYV2w33q
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Well my ex canceled the Spotify agio I was using which unfortunately intend I am revoking her Dads admission to my Disney + . Good guy . detest to see him trance in the crossfire
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we stayed at an melody bnb with the most everlasting pillow . a revelation . absolutely firm but easygoing . my neck terminate hurting . so I wrote down the brand and particular number from the ticket and looked it up and they ’re the same pillows we have at home
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coworker got a spray tan and today her emoji skin tone is one shade darker
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being in public with ur dad is like " oh do n’t mind him he ’s socially awkward " and being in public with ur mom is like " so dreary about her she does n’t know about empathy "
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if you ’re going to post a sweat - gazump picture of me during my morning time commute , just go ahead and push me onto the trackshttps://t.co/JZVE6DtXxu
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Had job audience this first light and she said she ’d reach out and i got a rejection email while i was allow the parking lotpic.twitter.com/ceUYz6OYKQ
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before i exit this job .. this is what the back of a bowling alley looks like if the the curiousity ever crossed ur mindpic.twitter.com/RtGRhEd6Ux
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The recognition that multiple $ 15 recognition carte du jour minutes total uppic.twitter.com/VXxxKLlqvC
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Maybe if we all start back wear Aeropostale thing may go back to normal idk I ’m willing to try anythinghttps://t.co/KQYJGVYXyy
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The chamber ibuprofen became the kitchen ibuprofen and now that ’s go I ’ve got to get the automobile ibuprofen because I ca n’t line up the bag ibuprofenpic.twitter.com/DGvoX2yvTx
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doctor : do you fume or drinkme : yesdoctor : okme : are u sore at me
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Idk how to explain it , but shopping at Trader Joe ’s feel like this.pic.twitter.com/NHDQYZvLmt
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Maya Rudolph moderate her email right nowpic.twitter.com/G0tE1Tyxl4
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