The Olympics may be over , but the tweet are NOT .
Welp, the Olympics are over, which means…
Alright . Now that the Olympics is over , back to unconstipated scheduled programmingpic.twitter.com/DVwHt4qdWM
…I kid, I kid. But from the ending of the Olympics to all the random funny moments from last week, there are plentyyyy more funny tweets to share. Here ya go:
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“ Taco Bell is n’t even good ” Yeah I know . Sometimes the racoon inside of me crave food waste . get out me & my Crunchwrap alone
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I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me come
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Last sentence I chitchat my dentist I noticed that his light appear just like a water system buffalo…pic.twitter.com/1BA6JALDKT
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spend $ 300 on hand brake veterinary just for them to tell me he basically was acting weird for attentionpic.twitter.com/vRp3WSMxC8
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We need to wind him in house of cards wrap for the rest of his life this ca n’t keep happeninghttps://t.co/zGVm6C3t4B
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When I say I ’m getting nestling for the tablepic.twitter.com/hXRppqjtEm
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the early chick : https://t.co / y0oa9y9Xpr
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Me after robbing alvin and the chipmunkshttps://t.co/iVDjyJ4Pnw
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You ’ve induce to be have a go at it kidding mepic.twitter.com/sB5ww9A1BJ
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contract in the lyft and the nice maybe 40 class old lady who was driving went “ you ready baby?”pic.twitter.com / Ru8bsetJ6A
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Someone commend a proficient romcom so I can rub my feet together under the blanket and giggle !
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oh you ’re " genuinely peculiar " ? should i call you george ? get you a banana tree ? fetch the mankind with the yellow hat ?
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RIP Edgar Allan Poe . You would have loved follow a dear children ’s author slowly driven to insanity by black mold inside the walls of her castle .
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They did this at my high-pitched schoolhouse to target me , the boor kid . So every twenty-four hours I wore a red Halloween ' hellion ' costume until they rescinded it.https://t.co/NMnDzZ4MjL
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i just know this kick was having a BALL in my head when airport security measure require me to give my suitcase and or else of warning that i packed tightly and my dress would spill out i mistakenly said the old bag was pass away to expl*depic.twitter.com / RtEBOUfGO2
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every single characterization of a Phryge mascot or plushie has had the aura of someone gently having a panic attack and dissociating in a public state of affairs and I for one feel a great sense of family relationship with ithttps://t.co/T98tMz1KlE
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I repair it . For mehttps://t.co/hS44Fucg1xpic.twitter.com/nDgd4MYZ5p
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i ’m not spending any money aright now unless it ’s an emergency , like if the culver ’s nip of the Clarence Shepard Day Jr. is really good
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Its go bad to be 33 degrees tomorrow . Perfect conditions for baby-sit in front of a computer silver screen all day and making money for a gargantuan corporation if you involve me .
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In next-to-last high I had a crush on a cat on my swimming team whose legs looked like this but my friends and I did n’t know his name so we called him " white feet"pic.twitter.com / M4YOf8ZAub
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I toss and wrench in layer all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken .
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Never lose my airpods againpic.twitter.com/MXmDr4WcOu
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run to the burrito store and the cashier said “ you front like a instructor ” I said “ I am … ” and she laughed so hard at being right that she squall and made all the chefs come search at my outfit should I kms
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My 3 year old told me that when she was in my belly , she had toy to recreate with …. and the toys are still in there . So that ’s terrible word .
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accidentally said “ I require a redbull and a cigarette ” around a fraught woman at the consortium and she looked wistfully into the piss and enunciate to herself “ … Redbull … .. and a fag :( “
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getting crunk off the bob tonight 🙏 🏻 🙏 🏻pic.twitter.com / kniQG1FFHE
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when i ’m at the bar and someone mentions taco bellpic.twitter.com/Ene5xqXra4
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if i was a stay at home husband i would sit down by the front doorway and whine until my wife hark back
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me & a homie leap to the same conclusionspic.twitter.com/kY1mksPJgV
For more funny tweets, check out our most recent roundups:
Literally Just 43 Very , Very Funny Tweets About The Last 7 Days Of The Olympics
43 Hilarious Tweets From Another Very , Very Funny Week Of Summer
25 Funny Tweets From The Week Because I Ca n’t Help But Laugh At The World
