" Why are there no bring your friend to piece of work days so that they can see you have a serious occupation and do serious thing for a living"—@lifeisasentence

The2024 Paris Olympicsare still in full swing, and quite frankly I don’t care about anything else rn.

Meetings ? daughter , I ’m watch the Olympics have some decency .

But, if you need a break from witnessing athletic greatness for a few seconds, here are the funniest tweets by women this week:

( Make trusted to follow all these funny ma’am on Twitter ! )

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accidentally became important at piece of work n its ruining my life-time

2.

Nobody chisel like skinny guys . Those pencils wanna pen in every book .

3.

will never understand how the great unwashed can use someone having cats as an contumely like ohhh noooo there are small adorable fluffy wight crawling around my house who get it on me and desire to kip on my head every dark 🤨

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Shazam but for the name of the individual who literally just introduced themself to me

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waiting out the geographics and sports category at trivia night before locking in for arts and entertainmentpic.twitter.com/xyxNP5Boeq

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It ’s too late , I sat down in a comfortable chairman after work , go on without me

7.

Once the dress are in the dryer , whatever is make that clunking noise is none of my business .

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Friend : any plans for the fall?Me : do you think of autumn or civilization ?

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my dad " watch tv " any clip after 8pmpic.twitter.com/hhcIkBDM84

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If butter company stop printing the measurements on the housecoat I would literally not know what to do with myself

11.

There ’s a mirror in my parents ’s house that could give soundbox dysmorphia to a dog

12.

it ’s wild to me that my body allows me to catch some Z’s on my neck wrong … like bro just aline !

13.

Turns out if you nonchalantly eat about 4 cups of cherries and then go for a brisk walk around the block , you probably wo n’t make that very important and critical home stretch to the privy without projectile pooping on every fiber of textile cover your consistence

14.

therapy is n’t enough . I need a witch

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“ do you want to go to the moving-picture show and see — ” lay off flop there , baby , i do n’t even need to know the flick . i ’m in . let ’s burst the bucket - size Zea mays everta & the biggest diet coke money can buy

16.

i was arguing w this lilliputian girl on roblox cause she called me a slow 12 year old so i told her i m 25 why she say “ girl go clock in ” ok girl now i m pissed

17.

coworker : you are so lucky that you do n’t have kidsme : that ’s not luck that ’s on purpose

18.

The kids were asking me what time they were all born and I said the youngest was brook at 1:29am , and they all hold that it must have been nice that she just came out while I was sleeping .

19.

Why did no one evidence me you could go to jury duty dressed for a yoga social class ? Because my dumbass showed up like I ’m on an instalment of Scandal .

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this country wee-wee me tf off but my immortal when the USA women ’s gymnastics squad is contend i caw at my tv set screen like a bald-pated bird of Jove

21.

restfully crying on the autobus and grouping of teenage miss next to me have been give birth a conversation for 40 minutes that ’s just diagnose food and then all deciding whether or not that food is good . One just said “ BLT .. bacon lettuce tomato ” and her friend replied “ yum , girl ”

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today , one of my 3 y / o scholar separate me that his dada died . i deplumate up on the spot and gave him plenty of extra sexual love / attention . my fondness absolutely ached at the thought of him experiencing such a profound loss.guess who stroll in with a glad repast at pick - up fourth dimension

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Why are there no bring your ally to oeuvre days so that they can see you have a serious job and do serious things for a sustenance

Don’t miss last week’s funniest tweets by women:

21 Funny Tweets By Women That Made Me , A Fellow Woman , Keel Over With Laughter