She ’s the caprine animal for a intellect .
Simone Bilesabsolutely killed the gymnastics preliminaries this weekend.
She (obviously) qualified for the women’s all-around, where she’ll compete alongside her teammateSuni Lee. This is thefirst timein history that two former all-around gold medal champions have competed together.
The wildest thing is that she did it with a wrapped ankle.
Because she is basically superhuman, here are a bunch of pictures that show just how wildly and wickedly talented she is:
1.First of all, how on God’s green earth is this even possible?
2.She’s literally 4'8!
3.I fully do not understand how she can get that much height from a balance beam when I can barely reach the paper towels in the back of my pantry.
4.Anyway, here’s a picture that would 100% leave me concussed.
5.This would break my back.
6.And I would surely not survive this fall.
7.Here’s a picture of her floating backwards trying to catch an uneven bar:
8.And here’s a picture where her face is practically vibrating:
9.Sometimes she levitates.
10.Sometimes she just kind of floats upside-down.
11.I mean, she’s pretty much torpedoing to the ground.
12.I can’t get over the height.
13.It’s wild.
14.I don’t know anything about gymnastics, but it looks like a perfect form to me.
15.Another truly mind-boggling position for a body to be in.
16.It’s lowkey supernatural.
17.Good lord.
18.That’s one view I will never, ever see.
19.Again, would kill me.
20.I would be praying to God.
21.And lastly, another picture that my mind truly cannot comprehend.
22.Anyway, I just wanted to share these pictures because they’re genuinely mind-blowing to me, a commoner.
Bye!
