Hey , it could always be high-risk .

If you just had the absolute worst week, just remember…

1.The person who gave their mouse a good ‘n’ proper goopin':

2.The person who might want to flee the country:

3.The person who was kind enough to share some dental hygiene tips with their cat:

4.The person whose neighbors never let the party die:

5.The person whose shirt galavanted off to a magical land:

6.The person who successfully decanted a diaper:

7.The person who had the scare of a lifetime:

8.The person who had to yabba dabba doo this car to work:

9.The person who just drank the Prometheus goo:

10.The person who made a bunch of new friends today:

11.The person who Weezer would be ashamed of:

12.The person whose waffle has seen things… terrible things:

13.The person whose washing machine is up to some shady stuff behind closed doors:

14.Ol' Green Foot:

15.The person whose straw is an apt metaphor for their entire life:

16.The person who will never be comfortable pumpin' ever again:

17.The person whose bacon is approximately 97.85% fat:

18.The person who will not be getting their deposit back under any circumstances:

20.The person whose eggs went absolutely nuclear:

21.The person who found the world’s strongest carrot, the likes of which no man shall ever wield:

22.And the person whose apple is quite literally rotten to the core:

A laptop on a table with a mouse covered in what appears to be pasta sauce next to it. A baby is seen crawling underneath the table

**Bank account balances shown on an app screen:**Interest Checking: $620.48 available, $630.93 current.Savings Account 1: -$999,999.99 available, $0.00 current.Savings Account 2: $1,000.00 available and current

A cat appears to be biting or using an electric toothbrush with blurred motion in the foreground

lights outside and the words "new neighbors keep the lights on all the time — it's 2 am"

A backyard scene with a wooden shed, kids' swimming pool, slide, and various outdoor items. The sky is cloudy. No people are present

A hand holding chunks of what appears to be ice or salt inside a washing machine

A small restroom with a broken toilet bowl leaning against the wall next to the toilet seat, apparently detached from its base

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A cup containing clear liquid with small black particles floating, sitting on a granite countertop

A doormat is covered with small debris, possibly seeds or leaves, leading to a few steps down a stone staircase to a garden area with scattered foliage

A pan filled with baked beans in thick sauce and a single nugget of what appears to be meat

A waffle maker with a burnt waffle remains inside

"my washer vibrated so much it blocked the door"

a person with green paint on their foot and the words "I wore open-toed shoes to a wedding and found out they painted the grass green"

an unrolled straw and the words "I give up"

a spider in someone's gas tank and the words "I won't be pumping gas today"

fatty bacon in a pan and the words "This is the bacon I got sent in my meal-prep box"

broken glass on the stove

A round cookie with a green dot in the center sits on a flat surface, with the caption "Dang." written above it

eggs exploded in a microwave

knife broken at the blade by cutting into a carrot

A person holds an apple with a large, rotten brown spot and bite marks. Text overlay reads "My apple is not… good."