" Until a man is loud about you , handle him like your cousin . “—@Zoya_ki_batein

Last weekI said I wasn’t having a very Brat summer, but you know who is???Ms. Kamala Harris.

kamala IS holy terror

You know what else is very Brat? Checking out the funniest tweets by women this week:

( Make certain you stick with these funny ladies on Twitter ! )

1.

I have access to unlimited carbon neutral AI . it ’s holler my imagination . I can make spongebob sing anything up there

2.

My clothes are looser after a workweek in Italy and neat news , this just means all I need is to quit my job , take the air 25,000 + footstep a day in 95 grade high temperature , have no domestic responsibilities at all , and also access to an EU regulated intellectual nourishment supplying . Sustainable changes .

3.

why do finance man wear backpacks . What ’s inside there . The money ? ? ?

4.

BRAT Summer ( Bedridden , Resting , Asleep , Tired )

5.

Until a adult male is loud about you , handle him like your cousin .

6.

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy . Has a ring to it .

7.

Husband built a fire in the firepit then stared at it with his hands on his rosehip for 5 mins and said “ fervency is so queasy . cavemen must ’ve been so pumped ”

8.

Sitting my married man down after a week apart for a little presentment of all the internet videos I save for him to watch

9.

your XX are for mull sexlessness

10.

I ’m obsess with “ childless cat lady ” as a smear . Have you worked with a childless big cat gentlewoman ? Do you know how much these cleaning woman get done ? !

11.

wake up next to my bf is so amazing because my dreams are basically all about apocalyptic scenarios and school shootings . & he wakes up and immediately tells me about the freestyle Browning automatic rifle he occur up w/ during a action replay of his full in high spirits schoolhouse lacrosse secret plan

12.

They ’re screening Twisters in 7D ( you die for real )

13.

Messy girl but not in the ‘ gender and drug ’ form of style , more so in the ‘ ca n’t eat spaghetti bolognaise without getting tomato on my clothes ’ kind of way

14.

Tbh I ’m financially at a stage where I understand why people do fake .

15.

DIVA DOWN!!!https://t.co / zTw5AeHHTV

16.

men would n’t be able to handle ovulation workweek

17.

The stark job for me would be the someone staining thing for detergent commercials .

18.

My husband just said , “ I cogitate it was brat ” ( pronounced like the blimp ) .

19.

I love that every day the mail man comes to my house and delivers garbage for me to throw aside :)

20.

please do n’t offer your confident perspective when i ’m trying to be a hater

21.

you ’ll be having a good daylight and then someone your age says they ’re purchase a house