Florida , sister girl , sometimes you make it too easy .

Before we begin roasting Florida, let me just say that despite some serious (clears throat) issues, Florida holds a special place in my heart.

I ’m fromNew Yorkand grew up visiting extended family in Florida . I have fond computer memory of going toDisneyWorld with my parents , and now , as an grownup , two of my unaired friends find to be from Tampa .

TLDR : I genuinely enjoy Florida .

But, like everything else I hold near and dear, Florida must be held to task.

And Florida is n’t lack in knock - suitable fabric .

So, without further ado, please enjoy these 18 Tweets that capture America’s southernmost, chaotic, palm-tree, mouse-town that is Florida.

1.Upon arrival…

I just keep an eye on the man next to me on this woodworking plane soar in on the boobs of a photo of a woman in a Missing Persons poster . In related news , I ’ve made it to Florida !

2.

me three seconds after landing in florida later todaypic.twitter.com/myMymiSuaa

3.Florida happens to be one of the few places where talking about the weather is genuinely interesting.

WHY TF ITS RAINING FROGS OUTSIDE . CANT EVEN HAVE A NORMAL RAIN IN FLORIDA . 💀 😭 https://t.co/AEgWu4SGFDpic.twitter.com/wnLXhlH0TI

4.

The sky in Florida divided into two parts … known as ' split sunset’pic.twitter.com / uOASFBhpCJ

5.

Living in South Florida is outstanding because two iguanas just fell out of the sky with a literal rush and give me a heart tone-beginning

6.Speaking of animals, the wildlife is WILD…

So we got a notification of some motion outside the firm around 1 am … this is what it ’s like last in FL 🙂 pic.twitter.com/vL26JnhDu5

7.

i can tell i ’m back in florida because i keep own to fish bugs out of my deglutition

8.

Just another Clarence Day in Florida . 🏌 ️ 🐊 STORY : https://t.co / BwbLXQvUZD(Courtesy : Steel Lafferty)pic.twitter.com / r29flh3qFS

9.Of course, the people can be pretty wild, as well…

Only in Florida do you see people take their pet iguana to the entrepot or in this suit , Starbucks .

10.

A boat just get by my parent ’s Florida apartment at 1 am , blasting strike music , then I heard a splash and someone jumped out of the boat to go swim . Just an fair Friday here I venture .

11.

over one-half of the people on tampa tinder are just search for someone else with an one-year pass for disney and i reckon that ’s beautiful

12.Floridians are ESPECIALLY chaotic (read: dangerous) on the road…

drive in Florida is an extreme sport .

13.

Well , alrighty then … #Wtf#WTFFlorida#Florida#dui#arrest#FloridaMan#bustedpic.twitter.com / WjMdX51OQj

14.

I really * desire * to do off with the Florida human being trope but like come on . assist me serve you.https://t.co/8NBmDIHzci

15.Speaking of travel, PortMiami is the largest passenger port in the world, and this time-lapse of the port is somehow both relaxing and anxiety-inducing in equal measure.

The fleet of the world ’s largest cruise ship doing a ballet leaving Port Miami . [ 📹 cruiseshipsailings_]pic.twitter.com / KTuyGLmkWc

16.Florida is in need of some healthy questioning…

does florida just thrive on the tending or what

17.

We are the Florida of the world are n’t we

18.Because, TLDR:

Florida , man